Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(1) 3
M.I.A				King Kennys Army

Goal Scorers
		KKA Roby* 27 KKA Cody Von Dog 49 KKA Prya 69

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 5 3
38	Possession	62
11	Shots	16
7	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	7
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Psycho	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	N.Pope		77
2	K.Trippier		78
3	L.Martinez	(1)	66
4	B.Saka		82
5	L.Bailey		83
6	B.Guimaraes	(1)	60
7	L.Paqueta		82
8	S.March	(90)	78
9	M.Salah		81
10	E.Haaland	(1)	45
11	G.Martinelli		82
12	B.Leno		0
13	T.Arnold		0
14	P.Estupinan	(1)	76
15	M.Odegaard	(1)	73
16	K.Mitoma	(1)	52

1	K.Noah		89
2	K.Braiden	(1)	81
3	K.Cohen		80
4	K.Theo		88
5	K.Lucie		88
6	K.Zac	(1)	63
7	K.Kieron		90
8	K.Seb		89
9	K.Jack	(1)	45
10	K.Roby*		89
11	K.Cody Von Dog		90
12	K.Ryley		0
13	K.Kyle*	(1)	90
14	K.Laylend		0
15	K.Joey	(1)	90
16	K.Prya	(1) (90)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	King Kennys Army	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
1 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	King Kennys Army	changed from Defensive to Attacking
27 mins	KKA Roby*	with a belter from the halfway line
27 mins	M.I.A	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
45 mins	King Kennys Army	changed from Attacking to Defensive
49 mins	KKA Cody Von Dog	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
60 mins	King Kennys Army	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
69 mins	KKA Prya	with a spectacular bicycle kick
90 mins	Cole Palmer	Spitting
90 mins	KKA Cohen	A mild concussion
90 mins	KKA Prya	Squabbling

Match Report

Walpoles Wipeouts were shown up for the pretenders they are by a hungry-looking King Kennys Army side who took the points with a 3 - 0 win.
With little sign of organisation from manager Mark Walpole, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
King Kennys Army keeper KKA Noah doesn't have a girlfriend. If only he could transfer his clean sheets on the pitch into the bedroom he might stand a chance of being lucky in love.
King Kennys Army's silky passing overpowered Walpoles Wipeouts's continental play on the day.
Walpoles Wipeouts's Mark Walpole is clearly deeply in love with 2 5 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"Full credit to the lads out there," slurred a clearly drunk King Kennys Army manager Ryan Parker following his side's win. "They never threw in the towel even though they were under the gun."
Any more results like this and Walpoles Wipeouts are rapidly going to become a laughing stock. They'll certainly provide some ballet laughs at any rate.

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Buster Jones Junior

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