Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(0) 0
Kushberry F.C				Nanosoft

Goal Scorers
Mikel Merino* 15 Kai Havertz 801 29, 45, 55, 75 Declan Rice 836 89 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 5 2
55	Possession	45
16	Shots	11
5	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Raya 685		89
2	B.White 844		88
3	M.Gabriel* 808		90
4	W.Saliba 779		88
5	R.Calafiori 838	(1)	81
6	B.Saka 831	(1)	45
7	T.Partey 819		89
8	D.Rice 835		87
9	M.Odegaard 801		87
10	R.Sterling 742		90
11	G.Jesus* 793	(1)	45
12	N.Neto 557		0
13	O.Zinchenko 757	(1)	88
14	F.Vieira 796	(1) (90)	87
15	L.Tross*****		0
16	K.Havertz 793	(1)	92

1	H.deMan 723		81
2	M.Rohsopht 700*	(1)	65
3	A.Rudder 824		74
4	N.Ovtime 815		68
5	T.Urchips 844		73
6	H.Fire 815		83
7	B.Dover 843		83
8	D.Geruss 815	(1)	74
9	T.Burr 800		82
10	A.Kaholic 812*		84
11	J.Frayed 795	(1)	45
12	A.Gator 571		0
13	B.Dwyer 800*		0
14	D.Sore 807	(1)	71
15	T.Vision 769	(1) (90)	78
16	C.Arm 819	(1)	83


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Kushberry F.C	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
15 mins	Kushberry F.C	changed from Nutter to Psycho
15 mins	Kushberry F.C	changed from Attacking to Defensive
15 mins	Mikel Merino*	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
29 mins	Kai Havertz 801	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
45 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
45 mins	Kushberry F.C	changed from Psycho to Nutter
45 mins	Kushberry F.C	changed from Defensive to Attacking
45 mins	Kai Havertz 801	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
55 mins	Kai Havertz 801	with a flick on
60 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Defensive to Attacking
75 mins	Kushberry F.C	changed from Nutter to Psycho
75 mins	Kushberry F.C	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
75 mins	Kai Havertz 801	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
89 mins	Declan Rice 836	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Raheem Sterling 806	High kicking
90 mins	Nick Ovtime 822	A mild concussion
90 mins	Telly Vision 787	High kicking

Match Report

It's all about keeping your head while all around you are losing theirs. Kushberry F.C looked calm and composed as they set about producing this emphatic 6 - 0 win over Nanosoft.
Mr Anderson should pay attention to what goes on with his squad when they're not playing a game in order for him to see the results start going their way.
Nanosoft could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Kushberry F.C may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
When the ref pointed to the spot for no reason, Kushberry F.C's Declan Rice 835 tucked a superb penalty kick into the bottom corner despite the Nanosoft keeper getting a hand to it.
"I would do anything . . asked of us," gushed Gabriel Jesus* 793 after today's win. "Tomorrow morning I'm washing his car."
That a team like Kushberry F.C can come fitted with cruise control is a nice one. If they can use it every week would be even better. You fear it's not always going to be this easy for them.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

Muddy Pitch