Match Report

	(5) 13	-	(0) 0
Nanosoft				Chambly FC

Goal Scorers
Tim Burr 807 6 Tate Urchips 847 16 (pen), 33 (pen), 39 (pen), 45, 51, 61 (pen), 79 Carl Arm 829 57, 67, 73 Dan Geruss 824 85, 90

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
63	Possession	37
17	Shots	8
7	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.deMan 723		79
2	D.Sore 807	(1)	71
3	A.Rudder 824		89
4	N.Ovtime 815	(86)	87
5	T.Urchips 844		94
6	H.Fire 815		87
7	B.Dover 843		89
8	S.Dup 817	(1)	63
9	T.Burr 800		90
10	D.Geruss 815		87
11	A.Kaholic 812*	(1)	45
12	A.Gator 571		0
13	B.Dwyer 800*		0
14	L.Sirr 810	(1)	88
15	L.Briccant 836	(1)	87
16	C.Arm 819	(1)	91

1	C.Terbocks		79
2	S.Manilla	(47)	60
3	B.Nessround		79
4	B.Crobbery		0
5	A.Tricity		77
6	D.Tater		0
7	J.Strap	(34)	73
8	H.First	(68)	78
9	E.Whatarmy		82
10	A.Sapple	(1)	45
11	A.Thetires	(1)	57
12	B.Dover	(1)	83
13	A.Luminum	(1)	75
14	A.Hassle		0
15	S.Cola		0
16	B.Nessround	(47)	75


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Chambly FC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
1 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Defensive to Attacking
6 mins	Tim Burr 807	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
15 mins	Chambly FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
15 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Attacking to Defensive
16 mins	Tate Urchips 847	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins	Tate Urchips 847	after ref awarded a penalty
34 mins	Jacques Strap	Faking injury
34 mins	Hugh deMan 742	A mild concussion
39 mins	Tate Urchips 847	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	Tate Urchips 847	with a great solo effort
47 mins	Frank Furter	A mild concussion
51 mins	Tate Urchips 847	with a powerful header into the top corner
57 mins	Carl Arm 829	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
60 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Defensive to Attacking
61 mins	Tate Urchips 847	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Carl Arm 829	with a spectacular bicycle kick
68 mins	Hugo First	Spitting
73 mins	Carl Arm 829	with a belter from the halfway line
75 mins	Chambly FC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
79 mins	Tate Urchips 847	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
85 mins	Dan Geruss 824	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
86 mins	Nick Ovtime 822	Obstruction
90 mins	Dan Geruss 824	with an amazing lob from an acute angle

Match Report

If this game lasted any longer than 90 minutes Nanosoft's goal tally would have resembled a phone number. Chambly FC are thanking their stars it was only 13 - 0.
If this is how master tactician Mr Anderson plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Ariel Hassle's mum wouldn't let him out to play until he'd finished his homework.
So impressive was Hugh deMan 723's performance in the Nanosoft goal that his manager gave him a wet, tonguey kiss after this 13 - 0 result.
The Nanosoft defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Chambly FC player Jacques Strap chose to ignore the official's warnings for constant fouling, and fouled again and again. He's probably still doing it now on his way home.
Chambly FC's Tudor Stamate is clearly deeply in love with 4 5 1 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"It doesn't get much better than this," crowed manager Mr Anderson. "We went through their defense like a combine harvester on summer holiday."
Being stuffed like a turkey isn't something Chambly FC boss Tudor Stamate was too happy about. He was in a fowl mood for the rest of the day.

Extra Information

Referee

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Pitch

Simon Pieman

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