Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(0) 0
Kushberry F.C				sMAshEd

Goal Scorers
Mikel Merino* 30 Thomas Partey 695 45 Kai Havertz 801 60 Bukayo Saka 738 71 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
55	Possession	45
15	Shots	10
8	Fouls	10
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	D.Raya 685		88
2	B.White 844		90
3	M.Gabriel* 808		89
4	J.Timber* 676	(1)	89
5	R.Calafiori 838		87
6	B.Saka 831		87
7	R.Sterling 796	(1)	45
8	D.Rice 835		89
9	M.Odegaard 801	(45)	87
10	L.Trossard 742	(87)	86
11	G.Jesus* 793	(1)	45
12	N.Neto 557		0
13	W.Saliba 779	(1)	90
14	T.Partey 819	(1)	89
15	O.Zinchenko 757		0
16	K.Havertz 793	(1)	88

1	H.Dropalot		80
2	K.Dewitt	(1)	45
3	L.Nover		77
4	A.Gator	(64)	77
5	T.Urchips	(1)	45
6	A.Sapple		82
7	E.Whatarmy		82
8	C.Lingus		82
9	P.Zaria	(30)	78
10	V.Crow	(1)	45
11	F.Ischer	(30)	78
12	B.Board	(1)	76
13	A.Birthday	(1)	69
14	K.Opener	(1)	81
15	R.Kleiner		0
16	B.Tagg		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
1 mins	Kushberry F.C	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
30 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
30 mins	Finn Ischer	Fighting with fans
30 mins	Pete Zaria	Fighting with fans
30 mins	Mikel Merino*	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
30 mins	Kushberry F.C	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
45 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	Martin Odegaard 805	Dangerous tackling
45 mins	Thomas Partey 695	with a belter from the halfway line
60 mins	Kai Havertz 801	with a header from the penalty area
64 mins	Ali Gator	Two-footed tackle
71 mins	Bukayo Saka 738	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins	Kushberry F.C	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
87 mins	Leandro Trossard 769	Unsporting behaviour
87 mins	Brighton Early	A broken arm

Match Report

sMAshEd never really got started and as a result were made to look very ordinary by a sparkling Kushberry F.C side who handed out a harsh lesson in finishing with this 4 - 0 defeat.
With little sign of organisation from manager Banger .., the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
It was a good day at the office for Kushberry F.C keeper David Raya 685 who kept a clean sheet for his side.
sMAshEd's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
Finn Ischer and Pete Zaria picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Albert Boneshaker would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Albert Boneshaker stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, Kushberry F.C's Bukayo Saka 831 managed to convert the kick before being rushed to hospital with a nasty gash on the leg caused by the scythe.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," argued manager Banger .. after his team's defeat.
A win for Kushberry F.C wasn't much of a surprise but what did you expect? A naked lady jumping out of a big cake?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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Hard Pitch