Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(3) 7
Mobtown FC				sMAshEd

Goal Scorers
		Pete Zaria 11, 45, 89 Finn Ischer 24 (pen) Brighton Early 54 Wee-Bey Brice...1 70 (og) Ken Opener 81

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 5 3
42	Possession	58
10	Shots	15
10	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Vondopoulos		80
2	B.Broadus...2***	(1)	76
3	S.Pearson...1		76
4	H.Hauk...1***		81
5	A.Barksdale...5	(1)	45
6	J.McNulty...4***	(65,73)	71
7	W.Brice...2		73
8	C.Wise...3		82
9	P.Joe...2***		81
10	C.Wagstaff...1***		81
11	T.Carcetti...3***	(1)	45
12	M.Stanfield		0
13	S.Bell...3	(1)	76
14	B.Moreland...6	(1)	81
15	B.Colvin...7		0
16	O.Little...4***	(1)	81

1	H.Dropalot		89
2	K.Dewitt	(1)	45
3	L.Nover		89
4	A.Gator		89
5	T.Urchips	(1)	45
6	A.Sapple		79
7	E.Whatarmy		88
8	C.Lingus		89
9	P.Zaria	(39)	91
10	V.Crow	(1)	45
11	F.Ischer	(73)	87
12	B.Board	(1)	89
13	A.Birthday	(1)	90
14	K.Opener	(1)	88
15	R.Kleiner		0
16	B.Tagg		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
11 mins	Pete Zaria	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
11 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
24 mins	Finn Ischer	after ref awarded a penalty
24 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
30 mins	Adam Sapple	A mild concussion
39 mins	Pete Zaria	Time wasting
45 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Attacking to Defensive
45 mins	Pete Zaria	from the dressing room
54 mins	Brighton Early	with a belter from the halfway line
65 mins	Jimmy McNulty...3***	Obstruction
70 mins	Wee-Bey Brice...1	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
73 mins	Finn Ischer	Head butting
73 mins	Jimmy McNulty...3***	Head butting
81 mins	Ken Opener	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
89 mins	Pete Zaria	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out

Match Report

Mobtown FC should consider dropping the words "football club" from their name as during this 7 - 0 hiding at the hands of the deadly sMAshEd they played absolutely no football at all.
Some idiot seems to have decided that only Sprinting will turn round the fortunes of Mobtown FC. That idiot is Jason A.
As own goals go, Wee-Bey Brice...2's peach was as magnificent as it was tragic.
Someone should buy sMAshEd's midfield a Parkie's outfit, they bossed everything that happened out there today.
Finn Ischer and Jimmy McNulty...4*** were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
When the ref pointed to the spot for no reason, sMAshEd's Finn Ischer tucked a superb penalty kick into the bottom corner despite the Mobtown FC keeper getting a hand to it.
sMAshEd's winning manager Banger .. commented after the game: "It goes to show there's no alternative to quality. Well, Jason A's team found one. But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
Even if this was a game of rugby, Mobtown FC wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Snowy

Frozen Pitch