Match Report

	(9) 19	-	(0) 0
Super Imps				JTO FC
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
9 Fox Indabox 769 3 (pen), 23, 35 (pen), 59, 90 9 Ollie Wood 799 7, 27, 43, 47, 55, 63 10 Mason Yerface* 758 12, 15, 31, 71, 74, 87 Justin Credible 67 (og) 10 Dan De Lion 830 83

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 5 1
70	Possession	30
24	Shots	4
7	Fouls	12
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
5	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	1.Dover 608		88
2	9.Kaholic 752		88
3	1.De Lion 830		89
4	1.Dazzler 806	(44)	88
5	1.NDidi 841		88
6	9.Bull 783	(15)	45
7	9.Gleebitz 770	(15)	45
8	9.Kiri* 795	(15)	62
9	9.Indabox 769	(29)	92
10	1.Yerface* 758		89
11	9.Wood 799		88
12	1.ONair 697		0
13	1.Delicious 758	(15)	88
14	8.O Shae 807	(15)	89
15	1.Bimajik 805	(15)	89
16	1.Ring-Hanz 467		0

1	B.Tagg		70
2	J.Credible		65
3	J.Strap	(60,90)	57
4	A.Tricity		0
5	W.Melon		0
6	S.Pull	(29)	76
7	R.Meeblind	(83)	49
8	B.Frapples		79
9	V.Lay		0
10	J.Frayed		79
11	B.Arrow		61
12	B.Dover		0
13	N.Ovtime	(83)	79
14	A.Gravity		0
15	A.Abet		0
16	A.Abet		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	9 Fox Indabox 769	after ref awarded a penalty
7 mins	9 Ollie Wood 799	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
12 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	with a thunderous shot from distance
15 mins	Super Imps	changed from 4 3 3 to 5 2 3
15 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
23 mins	9 Fox Indabox 769	with the bumcheek of God
27 mins	9 Ollie Wood 799	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
29 mins	Sam Pull	Foul and abusive language
29 mins	9 Fox Indabox 769	Foul and abusive language
31 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
35 mins	9 Fox Indabox 769	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	9 Ollie Wood 799	with a lovely move from the right wing
44 mins	10 Bobby Dazzler 806	Interfering with an opponent
47 mins	9 Ollie Wood 799	with a header from the penalty area
55 mins	9 Ollie Wood 799	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
59 mins	9 Fox Indabox 769	with a great volley from 10 yards out
60 mins	Jacques Strap	Unsporting behaviour
63 mins	9 Ollie Wood 799	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
67 mins	Justin Credible	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
71 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	with a great solo effort
74 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	with a flick on
83 mins	Robin Meeblind	A mild concussion
83 mins	10 Dan De Lion 830	with a great chip from the left wing
87 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	from the dressing room
90 mins	Jacques Strap	Head butting
90 mins	9 Fox Indabox 769	from the dressing room

Match Report

If the Super Imps strikers had guns instead feet, JTO FC's goalie would have been riddled with holes at the end of this 19 - 0 rout. His hands certainly appeared to be full of holes the number of times the ball slipped thorough them here.
mjason tso needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
To win games you need to win the ball. JTO FC don't even know what a ball looks like.
A goal from the dressing room rounded off an impressive game for Super Imps 's new hero 9 Fox Indabox 769, who scored 5 times.
Don't ask JTO FC's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
Sam Pull and 9 Fox Indabox 769 had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 5 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for mjason tso most of his squad are best on the bench.
"Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted JTO FC manager mjason tso. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves."
Watching JTO FC is a very educational experience for their boss, mjason tso. During games like this he reads a book.

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