Match Report

	(8) 17	-	(0) 0
Nanosoft				The Amigos
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Harrison Fire 823 4, 38, 80 Carl Arm 829 10, 47, 58, 90 Dan Geruss 824 16, 21, 27, 44, 74 Tate Urchips 847 33, 64 Lou Briccant 842 53 Lou Sirr 818 69 Sid Down 85 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
70	Possession	30
24	Shots	4
7	Fouls	7
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
10	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	H.deMan 723		87
2	D.Sore 807	(1)	72
3	A.Rudder 824		90
4	N.Ovtime 815		87
5	T.Urchips 844		89
6	B.Dover 843		88
7	S.Dup 817		88
8	T.Burr 800	(1)	54
9	L.Briccant 836		89
10	D.Geruss 815		92
11	A.Kaholic 812*	(1)	45
12	A.Gator 571		0
13	T.Vision 769		0
14	L.Sirr 810	(1) (74)	89
15	H.Fire 815	(1)	91
16	C.Arm 819	(1) (37)	93

1	K.Dewitt		78
2	W.Leggrowbach		71
3	A.Tricity		67
4	C.Lear		57
5	T.Urchips		56
6	A.Rudder		57
7	N.Ovtime	(37)	74
8	L.Lyde		79
9	A.Birthday		80
10	B.Early	(56)	71
11	A.Abet	(74)	66
12	W.Piece	(37)	60
13	A.Tricity		0
14	E.Ible		0
15	A.Birthday	(74)	54
16	F.Bisceps		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Defensive to Attacking
4 mins	Harrison Fire 823	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
10 mins	Carl Arm 829	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
16 mins	Dan Geruss 824	with a dink right on the goal line
21 mins	Dan Geruss 824	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
27 mins	Dan Geruss 824	from a throw in
33 mins	Tate Urchips 847	with a belter from the halfway line
37 mins	Carl Arm 829	Repeated diving
37 mins	Nick Ovtime	A mild concussion
38 mins	Harrison Fire 823	with a lovely move from the right wing
44 mins	Dan Geruss 824	with a flick on
47 mins	Carl Arm 829	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
53 mins	Lou Briccant 842	with a brave flying header
56 mins	Brighton Early	High kicking
58 mins	Carl Arm 829	with a strike from the left wing
64 mins	Tate Urchips 847	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
69 mins	Lou Sirr 818	with a powerful header into the top corner
74 mins	Lou Sirr 818	Spitting
74 mins	Alf Abet	A mild concussion
74 mins	Dan Geruss 824	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
80 mins	Harrison Fire 823	with a great volley from 10 yards out
85 mins	Sid Down	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Carl Arm 829	with a header from the penalty area

Match Report

Carnage. Nanosoft annihilated The Amigos 17 - 0.
Does The Amigos manager ............... ................ know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by The Amigos's clueless display we'd guess not.
The Amigos couldn't keep fish let alone the ball as this performance adequately showed.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching The Amigos's Kenny Dewitt. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
The Amigos's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water
There are less suitable formations for The Amigos's squad than 2 3 2 1 2, but ............... ................ would be advised to ignore those too.
"After a win like that," crowed manager Mr Anderson, "I can look in the mirror every day and be pleased with what I'm doing here, never rattling anyone's feathers."
It's not so much a yardstick that The Amigos provide for others to gauge their performance, it's more of a floor mop that the opposition use to clean up with.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

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Butch Gravelneck

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