Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(7) 15
The Amigos				Spurs Stars
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Abe Rudder 90		Sheeza Freak..685 * 5, 11, 17, 23, 40, 53, 58, 70, 75, 87 Huang Annsaw..702 * 29 Joe King....643 * 34 Bart Ender..772 46, 64 (pen) Sam Pull...671 * 80

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
9	Shots	20
7	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	8
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Psycho
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	K.Dewitt		78
2	E.Ible		69
3	W.Leggrowbach		75
4	A.Tricity		67
5	T.Urchips		62
6	N.Ovtime	(90)	54
7	C.Lear		76
8	A.Rudder		75
9	A.Abet		79
10	W.Piece		87
11	B.Early		76
12	A.Birthday		0
13	F.Bisceps		0
14	L.Lyde		0
15	A.Birthday		0
16	A.Tricity		0

1	A.Kaholic	(1)	67
2	M.Well..692		87
3	J.Case..692 *		87
4	D.Sore....576 *	(1)	85
5	L.Lyde...663		85
6	J.King....643 *		89
7	H.Annsaw..702 *		90
8	B.Ender..772	(90)	89
9	S.Pull...671 *		88
10	S.Knot...662 *		89
11	A.Nino....654	(1)	62
12	S.Freak..685 *	(1)	93
13	H.Annsaw...681	(1)	86
14	S.Knot*		0
15	H.Mungous		0
16	C.Mass	(1)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Spurs Stars	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
5 mins	Sheeza Freak..685 *	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
11 mins	Sheeza Freak..685 *	with a great chip from the left wing
17 mins	Sheeza Freak..685 *	with the hand of God
23 mins	Sheeza Freak..685 *	from a corner
29 mins	Huang Annsaw..702 *	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
34 mins	Joe King....643 *	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
40 mins	Sheeza Freak..685 *	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
46 mins	Bart Ender..772	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
53 mins	Sheeza Freak..685 *	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
58 mins	Sheeza Freak..685 *	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
64 mins	Bart Ender..772	after ref awarded a penalty
70 mins	Sheeza Freak..685 *	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
75 mins	Sheeza Freak..685 *	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
80 mins	Sam Pull...671 *	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
87 mins	Sheeza Freak..685 *	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
90 mins	Nick Ovtime	Unsporting behaviour
90 mins	Bart Ender..772	Stealing
90 mins	Abe Rudder	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance

Match Report

Spurs Stars took the game to The Amigos throughout their 15 - 1 whitewash.
The The Amigos fans were calling for the head of manager ............... ................ after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Total football? Spurs Stars might have some tips after dominating possession for almost the entire 90 minutes.
There must be a reason why The Amigos manager ............... ................ insists on continuing to play the woeful Kenny Dewitt in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
With all the stature of a small, limp cock The Amigos's counter attacking style was found lacking against and could not penetrate Spurs Stars's defensive style.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, The Amigos's ............... ................ is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 5 2 3 Attacking formation.
"We had enough chances to win this game," remarked manager Bill Nicholson to anyone who'd listen. "In fact, we did win."
Even if this was a game of rugby, The Amigos wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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Hard Pitch