Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(3) 6
Grumpy Old Boys				Touchnplay
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
		Adam Sapple 6, 48 Lou Briccant 24 Joe Bradley 40 Chris Johnston 62, 85

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
39	Possession	61
9	Shots	15
9	Fouls	9
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
3	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	T.Urchips		80
2	J.Atrics		74
3	B.Board	(75)	74
4	C.Needzit		75
5	X.Money		76
6	C.Lear		84
7	H.Seek		82
8	B.Arrow		83
9	T.Vision	(75)	53
10	A.Structible	(76)	77
11	D.Pipes	(39)	78
12	B.Cherry		0
13	A.Rudder	(75)	74
14	C.Mass		0
15	L.Nover	(75)	81
16	D.Sore		0

1	L.Sirr		88
2	L.Stooth		88
3	A.Tricity		90
4	S.Cola		87
5	H.First	(1)	45
6	J.Bradley		89
7	R.Cranium		89
8	R.Meeblind	(1)	45
9	A.Sapple		89
10	C.Johnston		89
11	C.Lear	(1)	79
12	A.Abet		0
13	B.Nessround		0
14	R.Ingleaves	(1) (40,78)	81
15	L.Briccant	(1)	88
16	R.Sance	(1)	88


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Adam Sapple	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
6 mins	Grumpy Old Boys	changed from Attacking to Defensive
24 mins	Lou Briccant	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
30 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
39 mins	Dwayne Pipes	Obstruction
40 mins	Russell Ingleaves	Dangerous tackling
40 mins	Joe Bradley	with a great volley from 10 yards out
45 mins	Grumpy Old Boys	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
48 mins	Adam Sapple	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
60 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
62 mins	Chris Johnston	with a strike from the left wing
75 mins	Grumpy Old Boys	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
76 mins	Andy Structible	Squabbling
78 mins	Russell Ingleaves	Squabbling
85 mins	Chris Johnston	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose

Match Report

Grumpy Old Boys can have few complaints after they were soundly beaten by Touchnplay going down 6 - 0. If they can complain about anything it'd probably be that it was a bit cold for football. or too wet. or too dry. or too windy. or the ball was too round.
It looks like Touchnplay have been bringing Arsene Wenger in for Tuesday night coaching this season. Working on their Ball skills paid off in spades today.
Chris Johnston was the Touchnplay's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 2 for himself.
Like a box of damp matches, the Grumpy Old Boys forward line is full of useless strikers.
Paul Daniels couldn't conjure up a performance like this. Alec Tricity was a deserved Man Of The Match.
One look at the standings, and a quick glance at the upcoming fixtures, will tell you why the smart money is going large for Touchnplay.
After a performance like this it's amazing to think that Grumpy Old Boys have dozens of medals and trophies. You should visit the manager's pawn shop, it's a real Aladdin's cave.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Snowy

Muddy Pitch