Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(8) 14
Twinkies				Grumpy Old Boys
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
		Dwayne Pipes 5 (pen), 10, 15, 25, 30, 35, 40, 51 (pen), 61, 66, 71 (pen), 77 Andy Structible 20 Telly Vision 46

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
30	Possession	70
7	Shots	14
7	Fouls	12
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Nino		75
2	A.Hassle	(48)	60
3	L.Sirr		69
4	E.Whatarmy		73
5	J.Case		72
6	B.Dwyer		81
7	T.Burr		73
8	M.Labor		73
9	C.Lear		75
10	S.Dup		74
11	A.Kaholic		83
12	M.Absent		0
13	M.Rohsopht	(48)	55
14	B.Tagg		0
15	D.Lesgettham		0
16	X.Breath		0

1	T.Urchips		87
2	J.Atrics	(75)	80
3	B.Board	(90)	67
4	C.Needzit		89
5	X.Money		88
6	C.Lear		89
7	H.Seek		88
8	B.Arrow	(75)	62
9	T.Vision		89
10	A.Structible		88
11	D.Pipes		93
12	B.Cherry		0
13	A.Rudder	(75)	89
14	C.Mass	(90)	54
15	L.Nover	(75)	88
16	D.Sore		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Grumpy Old Boys	changed from Attacking to Defensive
5 mins	Dwayne Pipes	after ref awarded a penalty
10 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a belter from his own half
15 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a great chip from the left wing
20 mins	Andy Structible	with a belter from his own half
25 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
30 mins	Dwayne Pipes	from a throw in
35 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a header from the penalty area
40 mins	Dwayne Pipes	from the dressing room
46 mins	Telly Vision	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
48 mins	Ariel Hassle	A bruised shoulder
51 mins	Dwayne Pipes	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
66 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
71 mins	Dwayne Pipes	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
90 mins	Bill Board	A mild concussion

Match Report

Twinkies conceded 14 in 90 minutes for this 14 - 0 hammering against Grumpy Old Boys. Quite a feat when you think about it.
If he leads by example then Twinkies manager Jay Pee must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
Twinkies had so little of the ball they must have forgotten what it looked like by end of the match.
With 12 goals to his name, Dwayne Pipes performance was so impressive he got out of washing the kit after the match.
Grumpy Old Boys's midfield marvels deserved the credit after putting in more crosses than a year's worth of Pools Coupons.
The ref was so bored with the gentlemanly conduct on the field he blurted a string of expletives and promptly booked himself for foul and abusive language. It was the only booking of the game.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 5 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for Chris Ogg most of his squad are best on the bench.
"We ended up playing football, and that's not our style," claimed the frustrated Twinkies boss after his side's defeat. "It's a result that's really thrown a spanner in the fire."
A fluke goalfest or a sign of future intention? Whatever, Grumpy Old Boys will go all the way if they can keep up this sort of form.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Muddy Pitch