Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(9) 18
JTO FC				Nanosoft
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Bowen Arrow 90		Carl Arm 829 4, 14, 28, 62, 67, 72, 81 Stan Dup 826 9, 57 Dan Geruss 824 19, 38, 42, 52, 86 Lou Briccant 842 24 Harrison Fire 823 33 Tate Urchips 847 47 Abe Rudder 829 77

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 5 2
29	Possession	71
5	Shots	23
13	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	9
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	B.Tagg		69
2	J.Credible		72
3	J.Strap		65
4	A.Tricity		0
5	W.Melon		48
6	S.Pull		80
7	R.Meeblind		66
8	B.Frapples	(90)	76
9	V.Lay		0
10	J.Frayed		82
11	B.Arrow		76
12	B.Dover		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	A.Gravity		0
15	A.Abet		0
16	A.Abet		0

1	A.Gator 590		90
2	D.Sore 815	(1)	72
3	A.Rudder 829		88
4	N.Ovtime 822		88
5	T.Urchips 847		88
6	B.Dover 846		87
7	S.Dup 826		89
8	T.Burr 807	(1)	54
9	L.Briccant 842		88
10	D.Geruss 824		93
11	A.Kaholic 821*	(1)	45
12	H.deMan 742		0
13	T.Vision 787		0
14	L.Sirr 818	(1)	86
15	H.Fire 823	(1)	88
16	C.Arm 829	(1)	94


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Defensive to Attacking
4 mins	Carl Arm 829	from a goal kick
9 mins	Stan Dup 826	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
14 mins	Carl Arm 829	with a header from the penalty area
19 mins	Dan Geruss 824	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
24 mins	Lou Briccant 842	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
28 mins	Carl Arm 829	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
33 mins	Harrison Fire 823	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
38 mins	Dan Geruss 824	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
42 mins	Dan Geruss 824	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
47 mins	Tate Urchips 847	with a lovely move from the right wing
52 mins	Dan Geruss 824	with the hand of God
57 mins	Stan Dup 826	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
62 mins	Carl Arm 829	from the dressing room
67 mins	Carl Arm 829	with a dink right on the goal line
72 mins	Carl Arm 829	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
77 mins	Abe Rudder 829	with a belter from his own half
81 mins	Carl Arm 829	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
86 mins	Dan Geruss 824	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
90 mins	Bob Frapples	Repeated fouling
90 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

On this kind of form Nanosoft are beginning to look unstoppable. JTO FC would add that most of their shots were too which might account for the incredible 18 - 1 scoreline.
It looks like Nanosoft have persuaded Sir Alex to visit them in training. All their work on their Defence is bringing instant results.
Nanosoft could have written a book on possession football after JTO FC hardly touched the ball.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. JTO FC's Brice Tagg is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
Like a box of damp matches, the JTO FC forward line is full of useless strikers.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, JTO FC's mjason tso is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 5 1 formation.
"Obviously, I'm disappointed with the result," admitted manager mjason tso after the match. "But we're football people, not poets."
It wasn't so much an off day for JTO FC, it was more like a day when someone forgot to switch them on in the first place.

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