Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(5) 10
The Amigos				JTO FC
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Brighton Early 25, 52 Nick Ovtime 79		Bowen Arrow 8, 17 Jacques Strap 24 (pen) Walter Melon 32 Bob Frapples 41, 73 (pen) Sam Pull 60, 67 Jose Frayed 81 Robin Meeblind 87 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 5 1
34	Possession	66
9	Shots	11
7	Fouls	9
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	K.Dewitt	78
2	J.Case	70
3	W.Leggrowbach	77
4	F.Bisceps	63
5	A.Tricity	68
6	C.Lear	82
7	N.Ovtime	90
8	A.Rudder	83
9	A.Abet	79
10	W.Piece	79
11	B.Early	89
12	E.Roids	0
13	T.Urchips	0
14	A.Tricity	0
15	A.Birthday	0
16	E.Ible	0

1	B.Tagg		69
2	J.Credible		79
3	J.Strap		64
4	A.Tricity		64
5	W.Melon	(57)	48
6	S.Pull		87
7	R.Meeblind		69
8	B.Frapples		87
9	V.Lay	(90)	49
10	J.Frayed		89
11	B.Arrow		74
12	B.Dover		0
13	N.Ovtime	(90)	70
14	A.Gravity		0
15	A.Abet		0
16	A.Abet		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Bowen Arrow	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
17 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a powerful header into the top corner
24 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins	Brighton Early	with a belter from the halfway line
32 mins	Walter Melon	from a corner
41 mins	Bob Frapples	with a powerful header into the top corner
51 mins	Robin Meeblind	blasted a penalty into row z
52 mins	Brighton Early	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
57 mins	Walter Melon	Time wasting
60 mins	Sam Pull	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
67 mins	Sam Pull	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
73 mins	Bob Frapples	after ref awarded a penalty
79 mins	Nick Ovtime	from a corner
81 mins	Jose Frayed	with a belter from his own half
87 mins	Robin Meeblind	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Val Lay	A mild concussion

Match Report

Not even Michael Owen would bet against The Amigos getting relegated after this pitiful 10 - 3 defeat.
JTO FC's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got The Amigos's attack in their pockets.
If The Amigos were being paid to play football, they'd have had their wages stopped after this game. JTO FC had so much possession it was almost embarrassing.
Keeper Kenny Dewitt should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the The Amigos goal.
With all the stature of a small, limp cock The Amigos's counter attacking style was found lacking against and could not penetrate JTO FC's defensive style.
Most of The Amigos clearly thought 4 3 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
In a posting on the JTO FC messageboard, fans were extolling the virtues of JTO FC boss mjason tso - one fan's message headed "mjason tso is a Sunday League Arsene Wenger!"
Results don't get much more convincing than this. JTO FC looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 10 occasions.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Rainy

Soft Pitch