Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(8) 17
JTO FC				Great Yarmouth Town
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
		Peter Pantz 4, 47 Jacques Strap 9 (og) Fletcher Bisceps 14 Pete Zaria 19, 24, 65 (pen), 71 Sam Pull 29 (og) Wilma Leggrowbach 33, 56, 75, 86, 90 Kenny Dewitt 43, 51 Lou Stooth 60

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
29	Possession	71
4	Shots	23
13	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Tagg		65
2	J.Credible		0
3	J.Strap	(58)	59
4	A.Tricity		0
5	W.Melon		48
6	S.Pull		71
7	R.Meeblind		69
8	B.Frapples		80
9	V.Lay		59
10	J.Frayed		68
11	B.Arrow		68
12	B.Dover		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	A.Gravity		0
15	A.Abet		0
16	A.Abet		0

1	C.Lear		88
2	J.King		88
3	L.Stooth		89
4	D.Tater	(1)	72
5	A.Birthday		89
6	C.Lear		87
7	F.Bisceps	(45)	76
8	B.Dwyer	(1)	54
9	P.Pantz		88
10	P.Zaria		92
11	D.Sore	(1)	62
12	W.Leggrowbach	(1)	92
13	B.Crobbery	(1) (86)	89
14	K.Dewitt	(1)	87
15	B.Dover		0
16	D.Buratto		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Great Yarmouth Town	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
4 mins	Peter Pantz	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
9 mins	Jacques Strap	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
14 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a header from the penalty area
19 mins	Pete Zaria	with a thunderous shot from distance
24 mins	Pete Zaria	with a great chip from the left wing
29 mins	Sam Pull	with an own goal
33 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
43 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a spectacular bicycle kick
45 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	Annoying the referee
47 mins	Peter Pantz	with a brave flying header
51 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
56 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a spectacular bicycle kick
58 mins	Jacques Strap	Dangerous tackling
58 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	A broken arm
60 mins	Lou Stooth	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
65 mins	Pete Zaria	after ref awarded a penalty
71 mins	Pete Zaria	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
75 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
86 mins	Ben Crobbery	Shirt pulling
86 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
90 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out

Match Report

Losing 17 - 0 really isn't helping JTO FC to avoid the drop.
Does JTO FC manager mjason tso know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by JTO FC's clueless display we'd guess not.
If possession is nine tenths of the law, JTO FC couldn't get themselves arrested.
There was no stopping Great Yarmouth Town 's Wilma Leggrowbach who found himself on the scoresheet on 5 separate occasions.
Give the JTO FC strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
JTO FC's mjason tso is clearly deeply in love with 4 5 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"The gaffer told us it was just a case of putting all our eggs into the next 90 minutes," defender Dick Tater explained following the match. "He told us to remember that there are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way."
After his shocking performance, JTO FC's goalie Brice Tagg admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

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Cecil Dingberry

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