Match Report

	(5) 11	-	(4) 8
The Amigos				BonKeRs FC
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Abbie Birthday 6, 44, 57, 71 Alf Abet 22, 51, 65, 77, 85 Wilma Leggrowbach 30 Abe Rudder 37		BonKeRs BlaZe 9** 10, 47, 84 BonKeRs Bonzai 9 17 (pen) BonKeRs BusTa 6* 27, 38 BonKeRs Balboa 9** 58 Len DeHand 68

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
11	Shots	17
11	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	2
4	Offsides	8
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	K.Dewitt		86
2	A.Rudder		81
3	W.Leggrowbach	(65)	81
4	C.Lear		88
5	A.Rudder		72
6	L.Lyde		78
7	A.Tricity		62
8	B.Early	(22)	50
9	A.Abet	(54)	92
10	T.Urchips		45
11	A.Birthday		47
12	F.Bisceps	(22)	52
13	A.Tricity	(65)	48
14	E.Roids		0
15	J.Case		0
16	A.Birthday		0

1	F.Bisceps	(1)	45
2	B.Boohoo 6		0
3	B.Beefy 9	(1)	66
4	B.BoOm 6		0
5	B.BamBoo 6		0
6	B.Balboa 9**	(39)	87
7	B.BaZerKa 8	(22,82)	76
8	B.BonKeRs 9		84
9	B.BlaZe 9**		90
10	L.DeHand		90
11	B.BusTa 6*	(54,65)	75
12	B.Bonzai 9	(1)	87
13	B.BaRaCuda 8		0
14	B.Basically 8	(1)	74
15	J.Credible		0
16	B.Biggie 9		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	BonKeRs FC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
6 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a dink right on the goal line
10 mins	BonKeRs BlaZe 9**	from a free kick
13 mins	Tate Urchips	scuffed a penalty
15 mins	BonKeRs FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
17 mins	BonKeRs Bonzai 9	after ref awarded a penalty
22 mins	BonKeRs BaZerKa 8	Repeated fouling
22 mins	Brighton Early	A broken leg
22 mins	Alf Abet	with the hand of God
27 mins	BonKeRs BusTa 6*	with the bumcheek of God
30 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with the bumcheek of God
37 mins	Abe Rudder	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
38 mins	BonKeRs BusTa 6*	with a great volley from 10 yards out
39 mins	BonKeRs Balboa 9**	Head butting
44 mins	Abbie Birthday	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
47 mins	BonKeRs BlaZe 9**	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
47 mins	BonKeRs FC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
51 mins	Alf Abet	from a corner
54 mins	Alf Abet	Head butting
54 mins	BonKeRs BusTa 6*	Head butting
57 mins	Abbie Birthday	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
58 mins	BonKeRs Balboa 9**	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
65 mins	BonKeRs BusTa 6*	Shirt pulling
65 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	A mild concussion
65 mins	Alf Abet	from a corner
68 mins	Len DeHand	with the hand of God
71 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
75 mins	BonKeRs FC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
77 mins	Alf Abet	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
82 mins	BonKeRs BaZerKa 8	Flying a kite
84 mins	BonKeRs BlaZe 9**	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
85 mins	Alf Abet	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area

Match Report

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It's not just weights BonKeRs FC needs to lift. Their manager needs to lift their spirits in training too. He could start by tinkering with the Corners practice.
The Amigos didn't miss Abbie Birthday whose no-show was due to a Sky TV installation.
Alf Abet scored with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area to take his total for the match to 5 goals.
In true continental style, BonKeRs FC tried every trick in the book to gain free kicks and penalties but The Amigos's solid passing game won the day.
Alf Abet and BonKeRs BusTa 6* were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
The Amigos's ............... ................ is clearly deeply in love with 2 5 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"No credit to ............... ................", insisted BonKeRs FC manager, Mr BonKeRs, of his rival. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves.
That a team like The Amigos can come fitted with cruise control is a nice one. If they can use it every week would be even better. You fear it's not always going to be this easy for them.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Jasper Goodhead

Windy

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