Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(0) 0
United Cats				Grumpy Old Boys
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Dick Tater 10 Abbie Birthday 27 (pen), 73 (pen) Hayden Seek 38 Alf Abet 58

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
59	Possession	41
18	Shots	10
13	Fouls	16
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Nutter
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	B.Frapples		89
2	L.Nover		88
3	B.Arrow	(1)	54
4	W.Deer		89
5	M.Absent		89
6	H.Seek	(86)	88
7	A.Kaholic	(1)	54
8	E.Ible		88
9	A.Birthday	(44)	90
10	S.Freak	(1)	45
11	X.Breath		89
12	L.Lyde	(1)	88
13	D.Tater	(1)	89
14	A.Abet	(1)	62
15	B.Board		0
16	J.Nasium		0

1	T.Urchips		80
2	A.Rudder		75
3	A.Sapple	(80)	72
4	C.Needzit	(75)	78
5	X.Money		74
6	C.Lear		81
7	B.Arrow		81
8	L.Nover		81
9	A.Structible	(75)	52
10	T.Vision	(40)	78
11	D.Pipes		81
12	B.Cherry		0
13	B.Board	(75)	74
14	C.Mass		0
15	D.Geruss	(75)	80
16	D.Sore		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Grumpy Old Boys	changed from Attacking to Defensive
1 mins	United Cats	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
10 mins	Dick Tater	with a great volley from 10 yards out
27 mins	Abbie Birthday	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Grumpy Old Boys	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
30 mins	United Cats	changed from Attacking to Defensive
38 mins	Hayden Seek	with a powerful header into the top corner
40 mins	Telly Vision	Shirt pulling
44 mins	Abbie Birthday	Head butting
45 mins	United Cats	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
58 mins	Alf Abet	with a flick on
60 mins	Grumpy Old Boys	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
73 mins	Abbie Birthday	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins	United Cats	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
80 mins	Adam Sapple	Indecent exposure
86 mins	Hayden Seek	Shirt pulling

Match Report

A fine display of football by United Cats saw Grumpy Old Boys comfortably beaten 5 - 0.
A little more Jogging and a little less Defence would go a long way to improving Grumpy Old Boys's lot.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. Grumpy Old Boys's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
Grumpy Old Boys's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 5 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for Hap Hazard most of his squad are best on the bench.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Chris Ogg after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor Hap Hazard in court and I want those points back."
That a team like United Cats can come fitted with cruise control is a nice one. If they can use it every week would be even better. You fear it's not always going to be this easy for them.

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Cecil Dingberry

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