Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(3) 6
MayFlower Dynamoes				Beverge
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Bart Ender 66		Xavier Money 14, 28, 42 Kent Cook 56, 71 Al Nino 85

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	5 3 2
55	Possession	45
18	Shots	14
8	Fouls	11
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Structible	77
2	T.Vision	71
3	A.Structible	75
4	B.Dwyer	75
5	A.Hugnkiss	55
6	B.Dover	53
7	C.Mass	79
8	V.Lay	76
9	H.deMann	83
10	B.Ender	88
11	S.Night	80
12	B.Board	0
13	J.Credible	0
14	B.Dover	0
15	M.Labor	0
16	B.Cherry	0

1	T.Vision		87
2	W.Dipoo	(90)	71
3	A.Nino		89
4	A.Abet		48
5	A.Tricity		47
6	E.Jewcation		52
7	A.Hugnkiss		87
8	K.Cook		88
9	A.Luminum		78
10	X.Money		91
11	K.Cook		89
12	W.Leggrowbach		0
13	B.Free	(90) (90)	68
14	F.Bisceps		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	H.Voor		0


Time	Person	Description
14 mins	Xavier Money	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
22 mins	Ben Dover	scuffed a penalty
28 mins	Xavier Money	with a belter from the halfway line
42 mins	Xavier Money	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
56 mins	Kent Cook	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
66 mins	Bart Ender	from a corner
71 mins	Kent Cook	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
85 mins	Al Nino	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
90 mins	Winnie Dipoo	A mild concussion
90 mins	Bjorn Free	Stealing

Match Report

If MayFlower Dynamoes spent more time playing football and less time picking flowers for their boyfriends, they might have avoided the 6 - 1 beating they took against Beverge.
When Beverge's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
MayFlower Dynamoes's defeat might have been a win if Buster Cherry hadn't missed the game as a result of a Sky TV installation.
Where did MayFlower Dynamoes get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
In a battle of two Attacking teams, the result could have gone either way. In the end it was Beverge who nicked it.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Beverge manager Alejandro Aragones does. But 5 3 2 is not the best shape for them.
With a record worse than any Fame Academy graduate, no-one would buy this rubbish. Unless they buck up their ideas up, MayFlower Dynamoes are going to have the worst record in this division.
Like Robert The Bruce said, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. In the case of MayFlower Dynamoes they were certainly trying. Very trying.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Soft Pitch