Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(1) 1
States United				Beverge
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Winnie Dipoo 5, 26, 33, 59, 70, 75 Chris Mass 12 Alec Tricity 19 Andy Structible 40, 53 Sam Pull 46, 64 Hugo First 85		Xavier Money 40

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 4 2
68	Possession	32
13	Shots	7
14	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Hugnkiss		89
2	A.Structible		44
3	J.Credible	(42)	45
4	D.Tater	(75)	44
5	E.Whatarmy		47
6	M.DeLawn		44
7	H.First		48
8	A.Tricity	(75)	43
9	C.Mass		47
10	S.Pull	(75)	45
11	W.Dipoo		89
12	D.Sore	(75)	70
13	L.Tarred	(75)	62
14	S.Urai	(75)	60
15	W.Piece		0
16	L.DeHand		0

1	L.Briccant		75
2	W.Dipoo		73
3	E.Jewcation		63
4	D.Druff		71
5	A.Abet		48
6	A.Luminum		71
7	K.Cook	(79)	73
8	W.Leggrowbach		76
9	B.Dover		51
10	X.Money		85
11	W.Piece		78
12	B.Free	(79)	56
13	A.Nino		0
14	T.Vision		0
15	K.Cook		0
16	F.Bisceps		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
12 mins	Chris Mass	with a belter from his own half
19 mins	Alec Tricity	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
26 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a belter from the halfway line
33 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
40 mins	Andy Structible	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
40 mins	Xavier Money	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
42 mins	Justin Credible	Unsporting behaviour
46 mins	Sam Pull	with a spectacular bicycle kick
53 mins	Andy Structible	from a throw in
59 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a lovely move from the right wing
64 mins	Sam Pull	with the hand of God
70 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
75 mins	Winnie Dipoo	from a free kick
79 mins	Kent Cook	A mild concussion
80 mins	Moe DeLawn	scuffed a penalty
85 mins	Hugo First	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net

Match Report

There were some important lessons that Beverge's manager Alejandro Aragones should take from their crushing 13 - 1 defeat at the hands of States United. . . like don't bother.
At least Alejandro Aragones is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
If there was a raffle where first prize was football and Beverge had the winning ticket, they'd probably give it away to States United too.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust Beverge's goalie Lou Briccant to keep goldfish.
With both managers sending their teams out to play in a Longball style, it would be the one who were on top of it who were always most likely to triumph.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Beverge manager Alejandro Aragones does. But 4 4 2 is not the best shape for them.
One Beverge fan grumbling about his team's current manager said "Even my gran could create a less badly knit unit than him!"
States United played like Greek gods during this magnificent 13 - 1 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

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Hard Pitch