Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(5) 8
Beverge				States United
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Xavier Money 15, 28 Kent Cook 42 Ewan Whatarmy 54 (og) Warren Piece 70, 84		Sam Pull 8, 31, 48 Moe DeLawn 15 (pen) Winnie Dipoo 23, 40, 73 Chris Mass 65

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	4 4 2
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	17
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	7
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	L.Briccant		76
2	W.Dipoo		72
3	A.Nino		67
4	D.Druff		72
5	A.Hugnkiss	(90)	77
6	K.Cook		82
7	L.DeHand		77
8	A.Luminum		69
9	X.Money		87
10	K.Cook		79
11	W.Piece		87
12	B.Dover		0
13	E.Jewcation		0
14	F.Bisceps		0
15	A.Gravity		0
16	B.Free		0

1	H.Annsaw		45
2	A.Structible		44
3	B.Cherry		0
4	D.Tater	(75)	44
5	E.Whatarmy		47
6	M.DeLawn		44
7	K.Opener		46
8	A.Tricity		43
9	C.Mass		47
10	S.Pull		91
11	W.Dipoo	(75)	45
12	J.Credible	(75)	45
13	D.Pipes		0
14	L.Tarred	(75)	78
15	D.Sore		0
16	A.Hugnkiss		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Sam Pull	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
15 mins	Xavier Money	with a belter from his own half
15 mins	Moe DeLawn	after ref awarded a penalty
23 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
28 mins	Xavier Money	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
31 mins	Sam Pull	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
40 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
42 mins	Kent Cook	from a corner
48 mins	Sam Pull	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
54 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with an own goal
57 mins	Moe DeLawn	blasted a penalty into row z
65 mins	Chris Mass	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
70 mins	Warren Piece	with a great chip from the left wing
73 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
84 mins	Warren Piece	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
90 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	Annoying the referee

Match Report

States United may have nicked this encounter with a 8 - 6 win over Beverge, but the opposition must be kicking themselves that they couldn't capitalise in a similar manner.
Alejandro Aragones must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting Beverge off training will help.
Dwayne Pipes was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Warren Piece made sure he was owed a few favours by this Beverge team mates with his 2 goal haul.
The World Cup was but a distant memory today. It was like Brazil hadn't even discovered the game yet with States United's longball game shining through against Beverge's passing style.
Beverge's Alejandro Aragones is clearly deeply in love with 3 4 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted Beverge boss Alejandro Aragones. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
Is there such a thing as clawing yourselves back from the brink of a draw? Beverge don't care because the fat lady has sung, it's all over, and they lost.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

Muddy Pitch