Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(0) 1
Peterhead FC				Tottenham
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Des Buratto 8, 32 Ed Ible 15, 39, 56 Warren Piece 23 (pen) Peter Pantz 47 Andy Structible 64, 80 Lee Nover 72		Dwayne Pipes 50

Match Statistics

3 4 1 2	Formation	3 2 5
65	Possession	35
19	Shots	9
9	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	W.Piece		90
2	L.Stooth		81
3	B.Ding		82
4	P.Pantz		89
5	T.Burr		75
6	D.Buratto	(90)	81
7	A.Hugnkiss	(62)	78
8	L.Nover		54
9	A.Abet		59
10	A.Structible		83
11	E.Ible		90
12	A.Thetires	(90)	53
13	C.Needzit		0
14	A.Kaseltzer		0
15	B.Nessround		0
16	B.Ender		0

1	M.Absent		72
2	A.Birthday		70
3	B.Free		68
4	J.Atrics		62
5	V.Tire		75
6	B.Early		73
7	D.Pipes		79
8	A.Sapple		62
9	L.DeHand		67
10	C.Mass		52
11	N.Ovtime	(62) (44)	45
12	A.Hugnkiss		0
13	J.Case		0
14	B.Ding	(62)	42
15	J.Strap		0
16	A.Tricity		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Des Buratto	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
15 mins	Ed Ible	with a great chip from the left wing
23 mins	Warren Piece	after ref awarded a penalty
32 mins	Des Buratto	from a throw in
39 mins	Ed Ible	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
44 mins	Nick Ovtime	Scrapping
47 mins	Peter Pantz	with a header from the penalty area
50 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a thunderous shot from distance
56 mins	Ed Ible	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
62 mins	Moe DeLawn	Shirt pulling
62 mins	Nick Ovtime	A mild concussion
64 mins	Andy Structible	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
72 mins	Lee Nover	with a spectacular bicycle kick
80 mins	Andy Structible	from the dressing room
90 mins	Des Buratto	A mild concussion

Match Report

There's wins, there's comfortable wins and then there's the sort of win Peterhead FC pulled out of the bag. At 10 - 1 you can see why Tottenham were begging for mercy long before the final whistle put them out of their misery.
The Peterhead FC defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Training this week for Tottenham will be mainly an introduction to a round bag of wind called a football. Peterhead FC need no introduction judging by the amount of possession they had in this 10 - 1 win.
It was such a bad match for Tottenham goalie Marcus Absent that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
Peterhead FC's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 4 1 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for john matthews most of his squad are best on the bench.
"No credit to john matthews", insisted Tottenham manager, Christopher Heard, of his rival. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves.
It's a simple game is football. Score more goals than the other team. Peterhead FC seem to have gone a little too far here and scored more goals than Tottenham look like scoring all season.

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Simon Pieman

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