Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(2) 3
Jamie United				Tottenham
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Aaron Thetires 12 Renee Sance 23 Dick Tater 34, 44 (pen), 68, 79 Kent Cook 56		Bjorn Free 20 Ed Ible 37 Dwayne Pipes 74

Match Statistics

3 4 1 2	Formation	Sweeper
57	Possession	43
14	Shots	10
8	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	L.Tarred		85
2	S.Urai		83
3	A.Thetires		89
4	R.Sance		89
5	R.Ingleaves		78
6	B.Early		79
7	X.Money		72
8	B.Dover	(59)	50
9	D.Geruss		47
10	K.Cook		84
11	D.Tater		86
12	C.Lear		0
13	A.Luminum		0
14	D.Geruss		0
15	L.Briccant		0
16	M.Rohsopht		0

1	M.Absent		62
2	J.Case		68
3	H.Annsaw		68
4	M.Labor		46
5	B.Free		74
6	J.Atrics		63
7	J.Strap		76
8	B.Early		76
9	A.Tricity		64
10	D.Pipes		81
11	A.Sapple	(59)	77
12	V.Tire		0
13	A.Birthday		0
14	S.Cola		0
15	L.DeHand		0
16	B.Ding		0


Time	Person	Description
12 mins	Aaron Thetires	with a spectacular bicycle kick
20 mins	Bjorn Free	with a great volley from 10 yards out
23 mins	Renee Sance	from a free kick
34 mins	Dick Tater	with a powerful header into the top corner
37 mins	Ed Ible	with a lovely move from the right wing
44 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Kent Cook	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
56 mins	Bill Board	blasted a penalty into row z
59 mins	Hugh Mungous	Scrapping
59 mins	Ed Ible	Spitting
68 mins	Dick Tater	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
74 mins	Dwayne Pipes	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
79 mins	Dick Tater	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside

Match Report

There were no problems for Jamie United as they breezed past Tottenham with a 7 - 3 win.
Simon Staal has Jamie United running like a well oiled machine.
The Jamie United players were on a £1-a-goal bonus which saw Dick Tater take home 4 pounds. Riches beyond his wildest dreams.
The Tottenham have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
Jamie United's Simon Staal is clearly deeply in love with 3 4 1 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
Tottenham boss Christopher Heard who must feel like his job is on the line after todays capitulation claimed: "Well, winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team."
A bad day at the office? It might explain why Tottenham were so easily beaten. shouldn't they have been on a football pitch?

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