Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(0) 1
CSI-Birchington				Peterhead FC
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Cote de Pabo 5, 16 (pen), 27, 44, 49 (pen), 59, 70 (pen), 75 (pen), 87 Anna Belknap 11 Eva La Rue 22, 33, 38 Sofia Ward 54 Des Buratto 64 (og) Emily Proctor*** 80		Ed Ible 71

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
68	Possession	32
16	Shots	5
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	L.Le Smith		86
3	E.Harnois	(1)	85
4	E.Proctor***		87
5	S.Ward	(57)	88
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	L.Holly***		89
8	E.La Rue		91
9	K.Delany***		88
10	L.Lombard		88
11	C.de Pabo		94
12	S.Alexander	(1)	88
13	S.Milos	(1)	85
14	A.Belknap	(1)	89
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0

1	A.Kaseltzer		69
2	D.Buratto		62
3	B.Ding		71
4	B.Nessround		67
5	M.DeLawn		75
6	V.Tire		81
7	D.Buratto		77
8	L.Nover		59
9	S.Cola	(55)	44
10	A.Structible		73
11	E.Ible		89
12	C.Needzit		0
13	P.Pantz		0
14	L.DeHand		0
15	A.Nino		0
16	B.Ender		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Birchington	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
5 mins	Cote de Pabo	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
11 mins	Anna Belknap	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
16 mins	Cote de Pabo	after ref awarded a penalty
22 mins	Eva La Rue	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
27 mins	Cote de Pabo	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
33 mins	Eva La Rue	from a throw in
38 mins	Eva La Rue	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
44 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a flick on
49 mins	Cote de Pabo	after ref awarded a penalty
54 mins	Sofia Ward	from a goal kick
55 mins	Sheri Cola	Faking injury
57 mins	Sofia Ward	Head butting
59 mins	Cote de Pabo	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
64 mins	Des Buratto	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
70 mins	Cote de Pabo	after ref awarded a penalty
71 mins	Ed Ible	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
75 mins	Cote de Pabo	after ref awarded a penalty
80 mins	Emily Proctor***	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
87 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar

Match Report

No points, very little chance. Peterhead FC lost again, this time 16 - 1 at the hands of CSI-Birchington. Relegation is staring them in the face.
It looks like CSI-Birchington have been bringing Arsene Wenger in for Tuesday night coaching this season. Working on their Ball skills paid off in spades today.
CSI-Birchington had so much of the ball, Peterhead FC asked the ref to stop the game and check their was only one ball on the pitch.
Des Buratto thought he'd play safe and kick the ball back to his goalie. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Was the keeper where he thought he was? Nope? Did the ball just stop before it rolled into the back of the net? Nope. Oh dear.
CSI-Birchington applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Peterhead FC go out in 3 1 3 1 2 formation we're still looking for it.
"It was a good win for us," offered CSI-Birchington midfielder Liz Vassey. "The gaffer told us to get out there and really put the cat amongst the bag."
A quick maths lesson is probably now in order for Peterhead FC. How many points will they need to win to avoid facing the drop?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Soft Pitch