Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(0) 0
CSI-Birchington				Jamie United
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Cote de Pabo 6, 39, 61, 66, 72 Eva La Rue 12, 78 Lauren Le Smith 17, 83 Anna Belknap 23 Lauran Holly* 28, 88 Sofia Ward 34 Louise Lombard 45, 55 Kim Delany* 50

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 3 3
68	Possession	32
19	Shots	7
4	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	L.Le Smith		89
3	E.Harnois	(1)	90
4	E.Proctor***		89
5	S.Ward		89
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	L.Holly***		89
8	E.La Rue	(82)	90
9	K.Delany***		89
10	L.Lombard		88
11	C.de Pabo		78
12	S.Alexander	(1)	89
13	S.Milos	(1)	87
14	A.Belknap	(1)	88
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0

1	L.Tarred	73
2	S.Urai	72
3	A.Thetires	73
4	R.Sance	72
5	K.Cook	51
6	H.Mungous	81
7	B.Early	67
8	X.Money	57
9	D.Tater	76
10	L.Briccant	42
11	D.Geruss	47
12	R.Ingleaves	0
13	A.Luminum	0
14	D.Geruss	0
15	C.Lear	0
16	M.Rohsopht	0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Cote de Pabo	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
12 mins	Eva La Rue	from a free kick
17 mins	Lauren Le Smith	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
23 mins	Anna Belknap	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
28 mins	Lauran Holly***	with a lovely move from the right wing
34 mins	Sofia Ward	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
39 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
45 mins	Louise Lombard	with a brave flying header
50 mins	Kim Delany***	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
55 mins	Louise Lombard	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
61 mins	Cote de Pabo	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
66 mins	Cote de Pabo	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
72 mins	Cote de Pabo	from a goal kick
78 mins	Eva La Rue	with a great volley from 10 yards out
82 mins	Eva La Rue	Head butting
83 mins	Lauren Le Smith	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
88 mins	Lauran Holly***	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
90 mins	Cote de Pabo	A sprained wrist

Match Report

CSI-Birchington must feel good about their promotion chances after this 16 - 0 win over Jamie United.
Simon Staal must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
CSI-Birchington had so much possession they made The Exorcist look a vicar's tea party.
After CSI-Birchington keeper Sasha Alexander's clean sheet, surely Sven must be looking to call him up.
What a midfield CSI-Birchington have. Jamie United didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs.
Most of Jamie United clearly thought 4 3 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager Simon Staal after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
Apparently the Jamie United boss has been asked for a video of the game by a safari in Africa. They want to show the young lion cubs what a real mauling looks like.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Rainy

Muddy Pitch