Match Report

	(4) 9	-	(2) 5
Wurners End Rangers				Jamie United
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Lou Briccant 7, 57, 87 Bart Ender 18 Xavier Breath 28 Bart Ender 38 Brighton Early 47 Len DeHand 67, 77		Hugh Mungous 12 Brighton Early 24 (og) Kent Cook 59, 70, 83

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 3 2
52	Possession	48
9	Shots	12
6	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	T.Urchips		86
2	B.Ender	(90)	82
3	B.Crobbery		83
4	B.Early		80
5	K.Opener		73
6	X.Breath		72
7	S.Pull		71
8	K.Opener		71
9	B.Ender		74
10	L.DeHand		62
11	L.Briccant		83
12	B.Ding		0
13	C.Mass		0
14	B.Ding		0
15	A.Abet		0
16	H.Voor		0

1	D.Geruss		60
2	S.Urai		71
3	A.Thetires		73
4	R.Sance		67
5	K.Cook		56
6	A.Luminum	(90)	46
7	H.Mungous		89
8	X.Money		69
9	D.Geruss		47
10	K.Cook		79
11	D.Tater		76
12	B.Early		0
13	M.Rohsopht		0
14	L.Tarred		0
15	L.Briccant		0
16	N.Ovtime		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Lou Briccant	with a great solo effort
12 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
18 mins	Bart Ender	from the dressing room
24 mins	Brighton Early	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
28 mins	Xavier Breath	from a corner
35 mins	Dan Geruss	scuffed a penalty
38 mins	Bart Ender	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
47 mins	Brighton Early	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
57 mins	Lou Briccant	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
59 mins	Kent Cook	with a great solo effort
67 mins	Len DeHand	from the dressing room
70 mins	Kent Cook	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
77 mins	Len DeHand	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
83 mins	Kent Cook	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
87 mins	Lou Briccant	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
90 mins	Bart Ender	Head butting
90 mins	Al Luminum	Repeated fouling

Match Report

So Jamie United draw a blank, once again failing to take important points from a game. They're going to have to start picking up points from somewhere if they're to avoid the drop.
Adam McDermott, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
The highlight of the game was Lou Briccant completing his hat trick after a pigeon distracted the keeper.
Quick, pass the dictionary to the Jamie United defenders, they need to look up the word 'tackle'. Actually if you did pass it to them, they'd only lose it to one of Wurners End Rangers's strikers.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Wurners End Rangers's Adam McDermott is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 5 1 formation.
"Obviously, I'm disappointed with the result," admitted manager Simon Staal after the match. "But we're football people, not poets."
A good day at the office for this sparky Wurners End Rangers side, this was three of the easiest points Wurners End Rangers will bag all season.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

Soft Pitch