The Division Sun, 13 Oct 2024

	(2) 2	-	(3) 7
La Guardia				Devon Cliffs
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Warren Piece 19 Lou Stooth 36		Sheri Cola 11, 65 Sam Pull 20, 30, 53, 87 Jacques Strap 74 (pen)

Match Statistics
2 3 2 1 2		Formation		3 1 3 1 2
38		Possession		62
11		Shots		18
11		Fouls		6
1		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
1		Offsides		2
Longball		Style		Continental
Attacking		Instruction		Attacking
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Studded		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 W.Dipoo 80 2 T.Vision 75 3 E.Roids (90) 64 4 C.Lear 66 5 S.Cola 61 6 V.Crow 45 7 X.Money 77 8 X.Breath 83 9 B.Dover 71 10 W.Piece 84 11 S.Pitt 66 12 B.Free 0 13 D.Sore 0 14 M.Absent 0 15 A.Sapple 0 16 A.Meway 0		1 J.Strap 89 2 M.Skeeto 79 3 A.Tricity 83 4 M.Labor 58 5 A.Nino 78 6 E.Ible 85 7 E.Whatarmy (90) 68 8 M.Skeeto 72 9 S.Dup 47 10 S.Cola 88 11 S.Pull 83 12 M.Well (90) 59 13 M.Labor 0 14 V.Crow 0 15 L.DeHand 0 16 C.Terbocks 0

Time		Person	Description
11 mins		Sheri Cola	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
19 mins		Warren Piece	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
20 mins		Sam Pull	from the dressing room
30 mins		Sam Pull	from a throw in
36 mins		Lou Stooth	from the dressing room
53 mins		Sam Pull	with the hand of God
65 mins		Sheri Cola	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
74 mins		Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
87 mins		Sam Pull	with a strike from the left wing
90 mins		Emma Roids	Squabbling
90 mins		Ewan Whatarmy	A sprained wrist

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Match Report

A tidy 7 - 2 win over La Guardia saw Devon Cliffs take the points. If this is how master tactician Nicky Jones plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess! Sam Pull added to his haul scoring with a strike from the left wing to end the match with 4 to his name. Like a box of damp matches, the La Guardia forward line is full of useless strikers. Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 3 1 3 1 2 formation look impressive, Devon Cliffs however make it look very ordinary. "I strongly believe that the first 90 minutes are the most important," offered Tony Mckeown following his team's defeat."We'd do well in future to remember that." La Guardia did one thing right, they managed to keep the margin of defeat to a respectable level. There' no shame in losing 7 - 2. Well, not much anyway.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Normal	Normal Pitch