Match Report

	(4) 9	-	(2) 3
barcelona				Banzai Piledrivers
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Marcus Absent 11 (pen), 39 (pen), 90 Buster Cherry 22, 51, 70 Mike Rohsopht 30 Dwayne Pipes 63 Sheeza Freak 81		Manuel Labor 14, 42 Ed Jewcation 88

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	3 4 3
62	Possession	38
16	Shots	9
6	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	L.DeHand		84
2	R.Kleiner		67
3	R.Ingleaves		72
4	L.Lyde	(53)	67
5	D.Pipes		88
6	X.Breath		79
7	S.Freak	(60)	81
8	X.Breath		81
9	M.Rohsopht		73
10	M.Absent		82
11	B.Cherry		91
12	A.Kaholic		0
13	S.Pull		0
14	A.Hassle		0
15	W.Deer		0
16	O.Whackew	(53)	78

1	M.Skeeto		66
2	W.Deer		73
3	D.Sore		56
4	T.Burr		68
5	B.Free	(60)	69
6	A.Luminum		79
7	R.Banks		46
8	V.Lay		50
9	E.Jewcation		80
10	A.Kaholic		74
11	M.Labor		81
12	M.Absent	(60)	60
13	B.Free		0
14	B.Free		0
15	U.Daway		0
16	J.Frayed		0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Marcus Absent	after ref awarded a penalty
14 mins	Manuel Labor	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
22 mins	Buster Cherry	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
28 mins	Moe Skeeto	blasted a penalty into row z
30 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a belter from the halfway line
39 mins	Marcus Absent	after ref awarded a penalty
42 mins	Manuel Labor	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
51 mins	Buster Cherry	with a header from the penalty area
53 mins	Lance Lyde	A mild concussion
57 mins	Moe Skeeto	blasted a penalty into row z
60 mins	Sheeza Freak	Time wasting
60 mins	Bjorn Free	A mild concussion
63 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
70 mins	Buster Cherry	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
81 mins	Sheeza Freak	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
88 mins	Ed Jewcation	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
90 mins	Marcus Absent	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

barcelona are really starting to look like a side who mean business. On the agenda for this meeting was dispatching Banzai Piledrivers with a very easy 9 - 3 win.
Danny Sherwood, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
After scoring twice, the barcelona crowd urged Marcus Absent onto his hat trick which duly came after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper.
Scouts were seen watching barcelona's midfield. Could a big move be on the cards after this stunning performance.
Banzai Piledrivers's Dick Chappy experiment with the 3 4 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"If we'd won as many games as we'd lost, this would be one hell of a season", Banzai Piledrivers boss Dick Chappy told local reporters
When a side like barcelona give their all the result isn't going any other way than their way. And, at 9 - 3 so it proved.

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Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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