Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(6) 11
Eagles United F.C				Devon Cliffs
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Otto Whackew 78		Len DeHand 7 Justin Credible 13, 21, 28, 65, 72 Moe Skeeto 35, 78 Ed Ible 42, 86 Manuel Labor 49

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	4 4 2
31	Possession	69
5	Shots	12
8	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Ding		75
2	A.Rudder		70
3	B.Nessround		71
4	A.Bomb		61
5	S.Cola		46
6	E.Dover		51
7	C.Terbocks	(49)	57
8	D.Lesgettham		46
9	O.Whackew		68
10	H.Seek		45
11	O.Whackew		45
12	W.Piece		0
13	R.Ingleaves		0
14	C.Mass		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	H.First		0

1	J.Strap		79
2	M.Skeeto	(47)	81
3	A.Tricity		84
4	M.Labor		71
5	S.Pitt		70
6	E.Ible		87
7	A.Nino		87
8	E.Whatarmy		87
9	M.Skeeto		71
10	J.Credible		85
11	L.DeHand	(49)	45
12	S.Dup		0
13	C.Terbocks		0
14	V.Crow	(49)	45
15	M.Labor		0
16	M.Well		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Len DeHand	with a thunderous shot from distance
13 mins	Justin Credible	with a belter from his own half
21 mins	Justin Credible	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
28 mins	Justin Credible	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
35 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a great solo effort
42 mins	Ed Ible	with a brave flying header
47 mins	Moe Skeeto	Spitting
49 mins	Chad Terbocks	High kicking
49 mins	Len DeHand	A mild concussion
49 mins	Manuel Labor	with a great volley from 10 yards out
56 mins	Jacques Strap	scuffed a penalty
65 mins	Justin Credible	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
72 mins	Justin Credible	with the bumcheek of God
78 mins	Otto Whackew	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
78 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
86 mins	Ed Ible	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post

Match Report

Devon Cliffs must be wondering if Eagles United F.C were the local old folks' home in disguise after they stuffed them with a 11 - 1 lesson in scoring goals at will.
Devon Cliffs's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
To call the amount of possession Eagles United F.C had small would be doing a disservice to small things everywhere. Except perhaps the brain of their manager who masterminded this useless display.
With 2 goals, Ed Ible was the toast of the Devon Cliffs dressing room.
Alban Bicaku needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 4 2 formation look impressive, Devon Cliffs however make it look very ordinary.
"I just felt for that the whole game, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game," claimed under pressure Eagles United F.C boss Alban Bicaku. "But we didn't."
For all the resistance Eagles United F.C offered as wave upon wave of Devon Cliffs attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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