Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(1) 2
La Guardia				real blasters
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Brice Tagg 10 (og) Bjorn Free 20, 74 Winnie Dipoo 41 (pen) Warren Piece 53 Lou Stooth 63, 86		Chad Terbocks 28 Sam Manilla 67

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
47	Possession	53
8	Shots	16
6	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	7
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	W.Dipoo		86
2	A.Bomb		86
3	B.Board		85
4	E.Roids	(90)	69
5	T.Vision		61
6	B.Free		88
7	V.Veeta		88
8	X.Breath		87
9	R.Meeblind		43
10	L.Stooth		90
11	W.Piece		83
12	X.Money		0
13	S.Cola		0
14	M.Absent		0
15	A.Sapple		0
16	C.Lear		0

1	N.Ovtime	72
2	A.Kaseltzer	69
3	B.Tagg	65
4	W.Dipoo	58
5	A.Tricity	44
6	C.Mass	45
7	T.Vision	74
8	N.Ovtime	73
9	C.Terbocks	85
10	S.Manilla	77
11	W.Bago	78
12	B.Tagg	0
13	T.Urchips	0
14	L.Sirr	0
15	M.Labor	0
16	D.Buratto	0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Brice Tagg	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
20 mins	Bjorn Free	with a great solo effort
28 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a lovely move from the right wing
31 mins	Winnie Dipoo	blasted a penalty into row z
41 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after ref awarded a penalty
53 mins	Warren Piece	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
63 mins	Lou Stooth	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
67 mins	Sam Manilla	with a powerful header into the top corner
74 mins	Bjorn Free	with a strike from the left wing
86 mins	Lou Stooth	with a great solo effort
90 mins	Emma Roids	Annoying the referee

Match Report

La Guardia were very good value for what was a very comfortable three points in the account. At 7 - 2, there was little real blasters could do but stand back and marvel.
When La Guardia's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
How lame was Lou Sirr's excuse for missing this match? He claimed his non-appearance was due to a dodgy curry.
Brice Tagg's odds for scoring the first goal were so generous he couldn't resist a little flutter on himself. He scooped a couple of hundred quid by beating his own keeper. Easy money eh?
La Guardia proved defence can be the best form of attack, were patient and used their chances well against real blasters's gung ho play.
There are less suitable formations for La Guardia's squad than 4 3 3, but Tony Mckeown would be advised to ignore those too.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," La Guardia manager Tony Mckeown said of his defeated opposite number Craig Clark". "But the was a mess of his own making."
An unsurprising result perhaps. If real blasters continue to look as keen to offer the opposition three points on plate maybe they should all become waiters.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

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