Match Report

	(5) 8	-	(0) 1
Hamsandwich Town				Kings Bridge Tigers
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Darius Lesgettham 7 Sam Urai 16 Hugh Mungous 26, 35, 45, 55, 73, 82		Adam Meway 46

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	3 5 2
57	Possession	43
14	Shots	11
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	6
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	J.Nasium		89
2	B.Tagg		77
3	D.Lesgettham		81
4	S.Freak		78
5	E.Jewcation		80
6	L.Nover	(61)	54
7	S.Urai		86
8	D.Lesgettham		83
9	M.Skeeto		66
10	E.Jewcation		59
11	H.Mungous		82
12	O.Whackew		0
13	V.Crow		0
14	D.Lect		0
15	B.Cherry		0
16	D.Lect		0

1	A.Hugnkiss		65
2	E.Dover		69
3	D.Pipes		73
4	R.Cranium		69
5	T.Vision		72
6	K.Opener		58
7	F.Furter		66
8	B.Board		70
9	V.Crow	(51)	48
10	A.Tricity		75
11	A.Meway		77
12	B.Board		0
13	H.deMann		0
14	B.Board		0
15	K.Dewitt		0
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
16 mins	Sam Urai	with a flick on
26 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a dink right on the goal line
35 mins	Hugh Mungous	from a throw in
45 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a belter from his own half
46 mins	Adam Meway	from the dressing room
51 mins	Val Crow	Head butting
55 mins	Hugh Mungous	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
61 mins	Lee Nover	Fighting with fans
64 mins	Hugh Mungous	blasted a penalty into row z
73 mins	Hugh Mungous	from the dressing room
82 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a strike from the left wing
89 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	scuffed a penalty

Match Report

If the Hamsandwich Town strikers had guns instead feet, Kings Bridge Tigers's goalie would have been full of holes at the end of this 8 - 1 rout.
You could give Hamsandwich Town's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
Kings Bridge Tigers could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Scouts were spotted watching Kings Bridge Tigers's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
There are less suitable formations for Kings Bridge Tigers's squad than 3 5 2, but Mozzie AL-barwani would be advised to ignore those too.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," Hamsandwich Town manager Anthony Green said of his defeated opposite number Mozzie AL-barwani". "But the was a mess of his own making."
Hamsandwich Town are a side who don't know when to stop. Not so much King Canute, more Old King Goals. He was a merry old soul too.

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Butch Gravelneck

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