Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(7) 15
Eagles United F.C				FARC FC
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Otto Whackew 16, 64, 79 Andy Structible 33		Hugh deMann 6, 17, 47, 72 Warren Piece 12 (pen) Willie Maykit 23, 29, 59, 82, 88 (pen) Marcus Absent 35, 77 Xavier Money 42 Bill Board 53 Barb Dwyer 65

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 3 3
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	18
9	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	R.Ingleaves		74
2	H.Seek		73
3	A.Rudder	(90)	64
4	W.Piece		44
5	A.Bomb		43
6	B.Ding		52
7	A.Bomb		52
8	W.Piece		63
9	W.Melon		47
10	O.Whackew		91
11	A.Structible		78
12	S.Cola		0
13	C.Mass		0
14	H.First		0
15	C.Terbocks		0
16	D.Lesgettham		0

1	F.Bisceps	84
2	W.Bago	76
3	T.Urchips	79
4	X.Money	79
5	A.Tricity	71
6	B.Board	74
7	M.Absent	88
8	B.Dwyer	88
9	W.Piece	90
10	H.deMann	73
11	J.King	66
12	E.Ible	0
13	L.DeHand	0
14	C.Terbocks	0
15	S.Urai	0
16	E.Roids	0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Hugh deMann	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
12 mins	Warren Piece	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins	Otto Whackew	from a goal kick
17 mins	Hugh deMann	with a spectacular bicycle kick
23 mins	Willie Maykit	with a great solo effort
29 mins	Willie Maykit	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
33 mins	Andy Structible	with a great solo effort
35 mins	Marcus Absent	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
42 mins	Xavier Money	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
47 mins	Hugh deMann	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
48 mins	Bill Ding	blasted a penalty into row z
53 mins	Bill Board	from a free kick
59 mins	Willie Maykit	with a strike from the left wing
64 mins	Otto Whackew	from a corner
65 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
72 mins	Hugh deMann	with a great chip from the left wing
77 mins	Marcus Absent	with a flick on
79 mins	Otto Whackew	with a strike from the left wing
82 mins	Willie Maykit	from a goal kick
88 mins	Willie Maykit	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Abe Rudder	High kicking

Match Report

Eagles United F.C are the strongest team in the division. Their 16th place in the table means they are propping everyone else up.
If Alban Bicaku is going to improve results on Sunday, he's going to have to get his team off their asses between games. Time to get training.
Darius Lesgettham didn't make it to the game because he got lost on the way. He only lives at the end of the road, but took a wrong turning when leaving his house.
Eagles United F.C's keeper, Russell Ingleaves, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
At every opportunity FARC FC's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Eagles United F.C's Alban Bicaku is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 2 3 2 1 2 formation.
With a record worse than any Fame Academy graduate, no-one would buy this rubbish. Unless they buck up their ideas up, Eagles United F.C are going to have the worst record in this division.
Even if Eagles United F.C were old folks in disguise, they'd probably have faired better at the hands of the rampant FARC FC scoring machine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Soft Pitch