Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(1) 4
Banzai Piledrivers				Kings Bridge Tigers
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Bjorn Free 6 Al Kaholic 15, 25, 52, 60 Justin Case 33 Al Kaseltzer 42, 77 Al Luminum 68 Tim Burr 88		Marcus Absent 16 (og) Alec Tricity 51, 82 Adam Meway 66

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	4 4 2
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	5
9	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
10	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Free		82
2	U.Daway		84
3	W.Deer		81
4	M.Absent		67
5	T.Burr		77
6	A.Kaseltzer		89
7	A.Luminum		76
8	J.Case		81
9	B.Free		80
10	V.Lay	(90)	44
11	A.Kaholic		83
12	M.Labor		0
13	B.Free		0
14	E.Jewcation		0
15	A.Kaholic		0
16	M.Absent		0

1	A.Hugnkiss		65
2	W.Leggrowbach		45
3	D.Pipes		73
4	S.Dup		72
5	R.Cranium		68
6	A.Luminum		70
7	K.Opener		58
8	F.Furter		72
9	B.Board		71
10	A.Tricity	(90)	87
11	A.Meway		77
12	L.Sirr		0
13	V.Crow		0
14	B.Board		0
15	B.Board		0
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Bjorn Free	with the hand of God
15 mins	Al Kaholic	with a belter from his own half
16 mins	Marcus Absent	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
25 mins	Al Kaholic	with a great volley from 10 yards out
32 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	blasted a penalty into row z
33 mins	Justin Case	with a great volley from 10 yards out
42 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a great volley from 10 yards out
51 mins	Alec Tricity	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
52 mins	Al Kaholic	with a flick on
60 mins	Al Kaholic	from the dressing room
66 mins	Adam Meway	with a dink right on the goal line
68 mins	Al Luminum	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
77 mins	Al Kaseltzer	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
82 mins	Alec Tricity	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
88 mins	Tim Burr	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
90 mins	Lance Lyde	Shirt pulling
90 mins	Alec Tricity	Time wasting

Match Report

Banzai Piledrivers showed their class as well as 11 clean pairs of heels to take the points from this game with a deserved 10 - 4 win.
You'd have to brick up the Banzai Piledrivers's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
No one on the Kings Bridge Tigers team looked like they knew what to do with the ball when they got it. No matter though, they didn't keep if for very long.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. Kings Bridge Tigers's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
A terrible day for Kings Bridge Tigers's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
Banzai Piledrivers's Dick Chappy experiment with the Christmas Tree formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"Before we went out there I told the boys that I could see the carrot at the end of the tunnel," Dick Chappy told the gathering press after the match. "You see, I promise results, not promises."
Being such good value for their win, Banzai Piledrivers should be on supermarket shelves everywhere. If only it was win three points, get three points free.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

Hard Pitch