The Division Fri, 8 Nov 2024

	(4) 8	-	(0) 0
real blasters				Hamsandwich Town
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Telly Vision 11, 54 Brice Tagg 22 Ben Crobbery 33, 44, 64, 74, 83

Match Statistics
4 5 1		Formation		5 4 1 Attacking
49		Possession		51
13		Shots		12
6		Fouls		6
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
3		Offsides		3
Longball		Style		Longball
Attacking		Instruction		Counter Attack
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Moulded		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 N.Ovtime 80 2 W.Dipoo 61 3 B.Tagg 87 4 A.Kaseltzer 87 5 A.Tricity (62) 44 6 M.Labor 82 7 D.Buratto 78 8 T.Vision 88 9 N.Ovtime 82 10 B.Tagg 75 11 B.Crobbery 74 12 E.Ible 0 13 C.Mass 0 14 T.Urchips 0 15 C.Terbocks 0 16 W.Bago 0		1 J.Nasium 74 2 S.Freak 63 3 B.Tagg 74 4 D.Lesgettham 71 5 S.Freak 68 6 E.Jewcation 68 7 X.Money 67 8 S.Urai 75 9 M.Skeeto 65 10 L.Nover (58) 49 11 C.Mass 71 12 B.Cherry 0 13 D.Tater 0 14 D.Lect 0 15 D.Lect 0 16 D.Lesgettham 0

Time		Person	Description
11 mins		Telly Vision	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
22 mins		Brice Tagg	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
33 mins		Ben Crobbery	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
44 mins		Ben Crobbery	with a belter from his own half
54 mins		Telly Vision	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
58 mins		Lee Nover	Time wasting
62 mins		Alec Tricity	Squabbling
64 mins		Ben Crobbery	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
74 mins		Ben Crobbery	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
83 mins		Ben Crobbery	with a strike from the left wing

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Match Report

Hamsandwich Town made extremely hard work of this encounter with real blasters. In fact, that's the problem, if they had worked extremely hard they wouldn't be licking their wounds after suffering this wretched 8 - 0 beating. Anthony Green must be the organ grinder, Hamsandwich Town are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder. With Darius Lesgettham missing today's game due to a Sky TV installation. , it's no wonder Hamsandwich Town took a beating. So will Darius Lesgettham when his teammates get hold of him. real blasters's Ben Crobbery read his horoscope before the game it said he would achieve a goal today. It was wrong, he achieved 5 goals. An impressive attacking display. real blasters are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front. Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 5 1 formation look impressive, real blasters however make it look very ordinary. "It was a great win for us," Ben Crobbery told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted how we've taken to winning like a duck out of water." After a hammering like this Hamsandwich Town's manager Anthony Green must be feeling pretty stupid. If you told him Christmas was just around the corner, he'd go looking for it.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Terrence Frisk	Rainy	Soft Pitch