Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(2) 5
Real Cronik				barcelona
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Emma Roids 7 Wilma Leggrowbach 15, 32 Warren Piece 23, 49, 57 Xavier Breath 41, 83 Moe Skeeto 66, 74		Mike Rohsopht 17 Wayne Deer 32, 48, 79 Buster Cherry 63

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	Sweeper
58	Possession	42
15	Shots	11
10	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Abet		73
2	R.Cranium		76
3	K.Opener	(54)	64
4	W.Dipoo		46
5	E.Dover		71
6	E.Roids		78
7	B.Early	(53)	78
8	W.Leggrowbach		88
9	W.Piece		74
10	M.Skeeto		66
11	X.Breath		46
12	A.Structible		0
13	V.Veeta		0
14	H.Annsaw		0
15	L.Briccant		0
16	D.Geruss		0

1	A.Hassle		72
2	R.Kleiner		65
3	R.Ingleaves		66
4	D.Pipes		65
5	L.Lyde	(53)	60
6	O.Whackew		63
7	X.Breath		77
8	M.Rohsopht	(54)	68
9	X.Breath		72
10	B.Cherry		63
11	W.Deer		67
12	S.Freak		0
13	H.First		0
14	L.DeHand		0
15	E.Roids		0
16	L.Sirr		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Emma Roids	with a great solo effort
15 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a great solo effort
17 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a great chip from the left wing
23 mins	Warren Piece	with the bumcheek of God
32 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
32 mins	Wayne Deer	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
41 mins	Xavier Breath	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
48 mins	Wayne Deer	from the dressing room
49 mins	Warren Piece	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
53 mins	Lance Lyde	Head butting
53 mins	Brighton Early	Head butting
54 mins	Ken Opener	Head butting
54 mins	Mike Rohsopht	Head butting
57 mins	Warren Piece	with a brave flying header
63 mins	Buster Cherry	with a belter from his own half
66 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a flick on
74 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
79 mins	Wayne Deer	with a strike from the left wing
83 mins	Xavier Breath	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post

Match Report

This 10 - 5 win over barcelona means three vital points for Real Cronik in their race to stay in this league.
Real Cronik applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
Emma Roids missed barcelona's game because he had to mow the lawn.
Where did barcelona get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
barcelona have lost their shape up front recently. They're strikers are more Lisa Riley than Holly Valance,
Lance Lyde and Brighton Early were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Real Cronik look about as convinving playing in the 5 2 3 formation as they would if boss Ed Coppen sent them out in dresses.
Jossy's Giants would give barcelona a run for their money on this kind of form. Good grief.
An unsurprising result perhaps. If barcelona continue to look as keen to offer the opposition three points on plate maybe they should all become waiters.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

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Simon Pieman

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