Match Report

	(5) 11	-	(0) 2
Devon Cliffs				barcelona
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Sam Pull 7, 44, 60, 73 Justin Credible 17, 53, 67 Len DeHand 26, 80 Stu Pitt 36 (pen) Val Veeta 87		Marcus Absent 48 Chad Terbocks 89 (og)

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	3 4 1 2
68	Possession	32
18	Shots	9
6	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
6	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt		90
2	M.Skeeto		84
3	A.Tricity		79
4	S.Pitt		61
5	C.Terbocks		66
6	M.Well	(59)	48
7	A.Nino		87
8	V.Veeta		87
9	J.Credible		83
10	L.DeHand		89
11	S.Pull		83
12	S.Night		0
13	M.Labor		0
14	J.Strap		0
15	S.Cola		0
16	M.Labor		0

1	A.Hassle		72
2	R.Kleiner	(46,90)	54
3	S.Pull		45
4	D.Pipes		70
5	X.Breath		73
6	X.Breath	(59)	68
7	S.Freak		75
8	M.Rohsopht		68
9	A.Kaholic		58
10	M.Absent		76
11	B.Cherry		80
12	R.Ingleaves	(59)	57
13	L.Lyde		0
14	L.DeHand		0
15	W.Deer		0
16	H.First		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Sam Pull	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
17 mins	Justin Credible	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
26 mins	Len DeHand	from a goal kick
36 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	Sam Pull	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
46 mins	Rick Kleiner	Annoying the referee
48 mins	Marcus Absent	with a great solo effort
53 mins	Justin Credible	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
59 mins	Artie Choke	Squabbling
59 mins	Xavier Breath	A bruised shoulder
60 mins	Sam Pull	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
67 mins	Justin Credible	with a thunderous shot from distance
73 mins	Sam Pull	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
80 mins	Len DeHand	with a flick on
87 mins	Val Veeta	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
89 mins	Chad Terbocks	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
90 mins	Rick Kleiner	High kicking

Match Report

As sure as eggs is eggs you'd concede that Devon Cliffs are now in a great position to escape this league. If they don't the egg will be on their faces.
You could give Devon Cliffs's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
barcelona saw so little of the ball in the second half that they actually started to miss it.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust barcelona's goalie Ariel Hassle to keep goldfish.
The Devon Cliffs defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
There are less suitable formations for barcelona's squad than 3 4 1 2, but Danny Sherwood would be advised to ignore those too.
"I just felt for that the whole game, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game," claimed under pressure barcelona boss Danny Sherwood. "But we didn't."
barcelona call themselves a football team? They might call themselves one, after a display like this no one else is in a hurry to.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Windy

Soft Pitch