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MATCH REPORT
Sat, 23 Nov 2024 (Day: 44/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Wed, 13 Nov 2024
 
(8) 16 - (1) 1
We Play Like Girls   peterlee
Division Pos:4
  Division Pos:15
 
Goal Scorers
Renee Sance 4, 56, 89
Darius Lesgettham 9, 40, 68, 74, 79
Rick Kleiner 14, 26, 31, 36, 62
Wilma Leggrowbach 45
Carl Arm 50, 84  
Robin Banks 38  
 
Match Statistics
4 2 4Formation3 2 5
69Possession31
21Shots5
5Fouls8
1Yellow Cards0
0Red Cards0
6Offsides1
LongballStyleLongball
AttackingInstructionDefensive
PansyAggressionPansy
BladesBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1R.Sance87
2B.Arrow77
3F.Furter86
4R.Kleiner74
5W.Leggrowbach88
6B.Ding (90)87
7J.King79
8R.Kleiner90
9D.Lesgettham92
10R.Sance86
11C.Arm74
12A.Choke0
13X.Money0
14W.Maykit0
15L.Nover0
16D.Lect0
1S.Night65
2D.Geruss53
3S.Knot64
4R.Meeblind66
5B.Frapples79
6A.Hassle79
7A.Gator43
8R.Banks67
9A.Bomb60
10B.Dover58
11C.Lear45
12C.Arm0
13B.Weiser0
14A.Structible0
15H.Mungous0
16B.Arrow0
 
Time   Person Description
 4 minsRenee Sancefrom a throw in
 9 minsDarius Lesgetthamafter a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 14 minsRick Kleinerwith an amazing lob from an acute angle
 26 minsRick Kleinerwith a belter from his own half
 31 minsRick Kleinerwith a thunderous shot from distance
 36 minsRick Kleinerwith a little side heel inside the six yard box
 38 minsRobin Banksfrom the dressing room
 40 minsDarius Lesgetthamwith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 45 minsWilma Leggrowbachwith a brave flying header
 50 minsCarl Armafter he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 56 minsRenee Sancewith a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 62 minsRick Kleinerwith a rocket from outside the penalty area
 68 minsDarius Lesgetthamwith a powerful header into the top corner
 74 minsDarius Lesgetthamafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 79 minsDarius Lesgetthamwith an amazing lob from an acute angle
 80 minsSamson Nightblasted a penalty into row z
 84 minsCarl Armwith a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 89 minsRenee Sancewith an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
 90 minsBill DingSpitting
 
 
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Match Report
With another win tucked under their belts, We Play Like Girls must surely be staring down the barrel of promotion. All they need to do now is pull the trigger.
Pedro Marques needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
peterlee don't play well without the ball as this exercise in possession play by We Play Like Girls taught them.
peterlee's keeper Samson Night couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just We Play Like Girls's forwards. They ran rings around peterlee's defence.
Most of peterlee clearly thought 3 2 5 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"Wong Denis has the Midas touch at the moment," his striker Carl Arm claimed in a post-match interview. "He's responsible for our golden performances."
When your team leaves the field 16 - 1 winners who cares if the songs rhyme? On the strength of this rout We Play Like Girls have few cares.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Billy Bludgeon
 
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