Match Report

	(0) 2	-	(5) 10
Real Cronik				FARC FC
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Lou Briccant 61 Warren Piece 90		Willie Maykit 8 (pen), 17, 62 (pen), 87 Warren Piece 26 (pen), 44 Bill Board 35 Barb Dwyer 53, 72, 80

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
38	Possession	62
9	Shots	11
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Abet		70
2	R.Cranium		70
3	D.Geruss		71
4	K.Opener		74
5	B.Early		74
6	W.Leggrowbach		68
7	A.Structible		75
8	A.Hugnkiss	(75)	62
9	L.Briccant		44
10	W.Piece		73
11	M.Skeeto		66
12	U.Daway		0
13	L.Nover		0
14	V.Veeta		0
15	X.Breath		0
16	W.Dipoo		0

1	F.Bisceps		85
2	B.Free		78
3	T.Urchips		84
4	A.Tricity		80
5	M.Absent	(90)	74
6	B.Board		72
7	E.Ible		79
8	B.Dwyer		91
9	V.Lay		68
10	W.Piece		88
11	W.Maykit		93
12	X.Money		0
13	W.Bago		0
14	C.Terbocks		0
15	S.Urai		0
16	L.DeHand		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Willie Maykit	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Willie Maykit	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
26 mins	Warren Piece	after ref awarded a penalty
31 mins	Warren Piece	blasted a penalty into row z
35 mins	Bill Board	from a free kick
44 mins	Warren Piece	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
53 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
61 mins	Lou Briccant	from a goal kick
62 mins	Willie Maykit	after ref awarded a penalty
72 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a lovely move from the right wing
75 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	Spitting
80 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a header from the penalty area
87 mins	Willie Maykit	with a flick on
90 mins	Marcus Absent	Interfering with an opponent
90 mins	Warren Piece	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner

Match Report

FARC FC went home with three of the easiest points they'll earn this season. Victory doesn't come anymore resounding than this 10 - 2 drubbing of a sorry-looking Real Cronik.
The team's performance is credit to the FARC FC manager Mike Scott and his decision to send his team Trip to the beach.
The only hope Real Cronik have of turning goalie Alf Abet into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
Applause rang out for their forwards, FARC FC have more attacking options than a mugger with a Swiss Army knife.
There are less suitable formations for FARC FC's squad than 3 1 3 1 2, but Mike Scott would be advised to ignore those too.
Real Cronik manager Ed Coppen told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, FARC FC wouldn't have won."
For all the resistance Real Cronik offered as wave upon wave of FARC FC attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Windy

Soft Pitch