Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(0) 1
real blasters				shallfleet city
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Al Kaseltzer 11 Winnie Bago 22, 33, 53, 86 Ben Crobbery 43 Chad Terbocks 64 Telly Vision 75		Bob Frapples 47

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	3 5 2
53	Possession	47
13	Shots	10
8	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	N.Ovtime	79
2	L.Sirr	83
3	D.Buratto	85
4	T.Vision	88
5	N.Ovtime	81
6	B.Tagg	77
7	E.Ible	59
8	C.Terbocks	83
9	W.Bago	92
10	B.Crobbery	62
11	A.Kaseltzer	88
12	T.Urchips	0
13	S.Manilla	0
14	B.Tagg	0
15	A.Tricity	0
16	M.Labor	0

1	B.Dwyer		77
2	A.Choke		70
3	A.Thetires		71
4	M.Rohsopht		71
5	B.Cherry		75
6	D.Geruss	(65)	63
7	X.Money		64
8	A.Birthday		46
9	K.Dewitt		51
10	B.Frapples		79
11	W.Piece	(65)	44
12	J.King	(65)	66
13	J.Atrics		0
14	C.Arm		0
15	N.Ovtime		0
16	L.Tarred		0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a header from the penalty area
22 mins	Winnie Bago	with a lovely move from the right wing
33 mins	Winnie Bago	with a powerful header into the top corner
43 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
47 mins	Bob Frapples	with a strike from the left wing
53 mins	Winnie Bago	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
64 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a great chip from the left wing
65 mins	Warren Piece	A mild concussion
65 mins	Dan Geruss	Spitting
75 mins	Telly Vision	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
86 mins	Winnie Bago	from a goal kick

Match Report

real blasters are one of those teams who, on their day, are capable of handing out a proper beating. This was one such day with shallfleet city the unfortunate recipients of a very one-sided 8 - 1 hammering.
Adam McEvoy clearly thinks his team are the most skilled and highly tuned squad around. Why else would training be abandoned like an unwanted puppy?
Nick Ovtime was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Where did shallfleet city get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
shallfleet city's manager Adam McEvoy needs to whip his forwards into shape. Although after todays shocker he would be excused for just whipping them.
The boss is meant to shape his team, real blasters manager Craig Clark does. But 1 4 5 is not the best shape for them.
"We should have won," bawled Adam McEvoy after being outwitted by real blasters's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate Craig Clark but I managed it."
real blasters played like Greek gods during this magnificent 8 - 1 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

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Terrence Frisk

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