Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(5) 11
barcelona				La Guardia
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Marcus Absent 22 Xavier Breath 54 Xavier Breath 86		Rick Kleiner 7 (og) Telly Vision 13, 20, 88 Adam Sapple 26, 40, 46, 53 Lou Stooth 60 Adam Bomb 67 Xavier Breath 81

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	3 4 3
42	Possession	58
10	Shots	17
7	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	7
Continental	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Dup		74
2	R.Kleiner		54
3	D.Pipes		65
4	L.Lyde		69
5	X.Breath		79
6	X.Breath		72
7	A.Kaholic		71
8	S.Freak		70
9	M.Rohsopht	(90)	67
10	E.Roids		62
11	M.Absent		84
12	R.Ingleaves		0
13	O.Whackew		0
14	A.Hassle		0
15	B.Cherry		0
16	L.DeHand		0

1	D.Geruss		72
2	A.Bomb		89
3	B.Board		83
4	E.Roids	(90)	56
5	B.Free		84
6	V.Veeta		86
7	X.Breath		86
8	B.Weiser		74
9	A.Sapple		83
10	L.Stooth		88
11	T.Vision		90
12	X.Money		0
13	C.Lear		0
14	W.Leggrowbach		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	D.Sore		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
13 mins	Telly Vision	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
20 mins	Telly Vision	from a throw in
22 mins	Marcus Absent	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
26 mins	Adam Sapple	with a spectacular bicycle kick
32 mins	Dan Geruss	blasted a penalty into row z
40 mins	Adam Sapple	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
46 mins	Adam Sapple	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
53 mins	Adam Sapple	with a great solo effort
54 mins	Xavier Breath	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
60 mins	Lou Stooth	with a belter from the halfway line
67 mins	Adam Bomb	from a corner
74 mins	Dan Geruss	scuffed a penalty
81 mins	Xavier Breath	with a spectacular bicycle kick
86 mins	Xavier Breath	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
88 mins	Telly Vision	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
90 mins	Mike Rohsopht	Spitting
90 mins	Emma Roids	Squabbling

Match Report

This is surely going to be one that barcelona will want to put behind them as quickly as possible. To call being beaten 11 - 3 losing' would understate things slightly.
Danny Sherwood must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
Like an unseen episode of The Keystone Cops, chaos reigned in the barcelona penalty area with Rick Kleiner being the unlucky player who had to watch in horror as the ball bumbled into his own net after he waved a wild leg in its direction.
Send out the search party! barcelona's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why barcelona go out in 3 6 1 formation we're still looking for it.
"I would do anything Tony Mckeown asked of us," gushed striker Telly Vision after this useful win. "Tomorrow morning he's asked me to take his car shopping and service his wife. Or it might have been the other way round."
After his shocking performance, barcelona's goalie Stan Dup admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

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