Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(2) 4
shallfleet city				FARC FC
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Bob Frapples 12, 44 Warren Piece 28, 61 Xavier Money 71 Joe King 80, 90		Daryl Lect 17 Willie Maykit 32, 67 Barb Dwyer 48

Match Statistics

4 2 4	Formation	4 1 4 1
56	Possession	44
17	Shots	7
6	Fouls	7
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Dwyer		85
2	A.Choke		77
3	A.Thetires		79
4	M.Rohsopht		78
5	L.Tarred		77
6	B.Cherry	(62)	79
7	X.Money		80
8	B.Frapples		80
9	J.King	(60)	70
10	A.Tricity		83
11	W.Piece		44
12	D.Geruss		0
13	J.Atrics		0
14	C.Arm		0
15	B.Arrow		0
16	S.Pitt		0

1	H.Voor		65
2	W.Leggrowbach		63
3	T.Urchips		74
4	B.Free		64
5	X.Money		71
6	M.Absent		76
7	D.Lect		83
8	E.Ible	(60)	73
9	B.Dwyer	(62)	69
10	B.Board		57
11	W.Maykit		80
12	V.Lay	(62)	62
13	W.Bago		0
14	F.Bisceps		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	L.DeHand		0


Time	Person	Description
12 mins	Bob Frapples	with a spectacular bicycle kick
17 mins	Daryl Lect	with a strike from the left wing
28 mins	Warren Piece	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
32 mins	Willie Maykit	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
44 mins	Bob Frapples	with a spectacular bicycle kick
48 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
60 mins	Ed Ible	Foul and abusive language
60 mins	Joe King	Foul and abusive language
61 mins	Warren Piece	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
62 mins	Buster Cherry	Obstruction
62 mins	Barb Dwyer	A bruised shoulder
67 mins	Willie Maykit	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
71 mins	Xavier Money	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
80 mins	Joe King	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
88 mins	Herbie Voor	blasted a penalty into row z
90 mins	Joe King	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

FARC FC were fleeced 7 - 4 by a rampant shallfleet city team who threw everything at them, including the goalposts and the ref.
You could give shallfleet city's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
An impressive performance from shallfleet city's Joe King left him with 2 goals to his name.
Like a master locksmith, shallfleet city's attacking play managed to pick the defensive style of FARC FC open.
Ed Ible and Joe King had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
shallfleet city look about as convinving playing in the 4 2 4 formation as they would if boss Adam McEvoy sent them out in dresses.
"We ended up playing football, and that's not our style," claimed the frustrated FARC FC boss after his side's defeat. "It's a result that's really thrown a spanner in the fire."
Sometimes, it's the spirit the game is played in that counts. On the wrong end of a result like this FARC FC must have been at the vodka.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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