Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(2) 4
Eagles United F.C				Real Cronik
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Otto Whackew 16, 31, 59, 74 Andy Structible 45, 88		Ulee Daway 11 Warren Piece 26, 75 Moe Skeeto 58

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
53	Possession	47
13	Shots	7
11	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Ding		82
2	H.Seek	(90)	78
3	A.Rudder		71
4	D.Lesgettham		46
5	W.Piece		44
6	W.Melon		47
7	B.Nessround		76
8	W.Piece		60
9	E.Dover		62
10	O.Whackew		92
11	A.Structible		77
12	A.Bomb		0
13	C.Mass		0
14	R.Ingleaves		0
15	C.Terbocks		0
16	H.First		0

1	A.Abet		61
2	R.Cranium		64
3	L.Nover		72
4	E.Dover		67
5	B.Early		77
6	A.Structible		70
7	W.Leggrowbach		74
8	A.Hugnkiss		61
9	U.Daway		66
10	W.Piece		73
11	M.Skeeto	(90)	65
12	L.Briccant		0
13	K.Opener		0
14	V.Veeta		0
15	X.Breath		0
16	E.Roids		0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Ulee Daway	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
16 mins	Otto Whackew	with a strike from the left wing
26 mins	Warren Piece	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
31 mins	Otto Whackew	from a free kick
42 mins	Alf Abet	scuffed a penalty
45 mins	Andy Structible	with a great solo effort
58 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
59 mins	Otto Whackew	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
74 mins	Otto Whackew	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
75 mins	Warren Piece	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
88 mins	Andy Structible	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
90 mins	Hayden Seek	Time wasting
90 mins	Moe Skeeto	Dangerous tackling

Match Report

Against all odds, Eagles United F.C showed some real spirit to record a very useful win over Real Cronik. That the winning margin, at 6 - 4, was narrow matters not one jot.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. Real Cronik manager Ed Coppen is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
With 2 goals to his name, Andy Structible performance was so impressive he got out of washing the kit after the match.
Eagles United F.C's disciplined counter play was poetry in motion as they unlocked Real Cronik's defence.
Real Cronik's Ed Coppen experiment with the 3 1 3 1 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"Winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team," said Real Cronik boss Ed Coppen. "Love is good for the players, so long as it's not at half-time."
It'll come as no surprise to discover that Eagles United F.C are all smokers. On the strength of this result it's not so much they don't know when to quit, they don't know how to quit.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

Muddy Pitch