The Division Thu, 21 Nov 2024

	(0) 1	-	(3) 5
Hamsandwich Town				La Guardia
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Ariel Hassle 49		Telly Vision 12, 23 Dan Geruss 45 (pen) Bill Board 58 Adam Sapple 70

Match Statistics
3 4 1 2		Formation		4 3 3
45		Possession		55
11		Shots		17
7		Fouls		9
1		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
1		Offsides		1
Continental		Style		Passing
Counter Attack		Instruction		Attacking
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Studded		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 D.Lect 62 2 B.Tagg 73 3 A.Hassle 67 4 J.Nasium 59 5 S.Urai 70 6 X.Money 80 7 D.Lesgettham (90) 71 8 E.Jewcation 53 9 L.Nover 48 10 B.Cherry 72 11 O.Whackew 77 12 M.Skeeto 0 13 D.Lect 0 14 D.Tater 0 15 H.Mungous 0 16 S.Freak 0		1 D.Geruss 83 2 A.Bomb 89 3 B.Board 88 4 E.Roids 55 5 T.Vision 59 6 B.Free 83 7 V.Veeta (90) 78 8 X.Breath 86 9 L.Stooth 80 10 A.Sapple 89 11 T.Vision 88 12 B.Dover (90) 79 13 W.Dipoo 0 14 W.Leggrowbach 0 15 X.Money 0 16 B.Weiser 0

Time		Person	Description
12 mins		Telly Vision	with a dink right on the goal line
21 mins		Daryl Lect	blasted a penalty into row z
23 mins		Telly Vision	with a belter from his own half
35 mins		Dan Geruss	scuffed a penalty
45 mins		Dan Geruss	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins		Ariel Hassle	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
58 mins		Bill Board	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
70 mins		Adam Sapple	with a belter from the halfway line
90 mins		Darius Lesgettham	Interfering with an opponent
90 mins		Val Veeta	A mild concussion

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Match Report

Here's a side who must be feeling good about their chances of promotion. After taking maximum points in this encounter, the escape plan is coming along nicely. Anthony Green needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs. At every opportunity La Guardia's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed. There are less suitable formations for La Guardia's squad than 4 3 3, but Tony Mckeown would be advised to ignore those too. One Hamsandwich Town fan grumbling about his team's current manager said "Even my gran could create a less badly knit unit than him!" Luck? Skill? Call it what you like, three points in the bag isn't to be sniffed at and with this result under their belt, La Guardia should finish the season looking rather comfortable.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Rainy	Soft Pitch