Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(0) 0
Eagles United F.C				peterlee
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Bill Ding 10 (pen) Andy Structible 20, 31, 80, 88 Darius Lesgettham 42 Otto Whackew 62 Chad Terbocks 71

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	1 4 5
59	Possession	41
14	Shots	6
7	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Ding		82
2	H.Seek		89
3	A.Rudder		86
4	O.Whackew		77
5	D.Lesgettham		46
6	W.Piece	(56)	44
7	B.Nessround		75
8	W.Melon		47
9	A.Structible		77
10	C.Terbocks		85
11	O.Whackew		89
12	A.Bomb		0
13	A.Bomb		0
14	R.Ingleaves		0
15	E.Dover		0
16	C.Mass		0

1	S.Night		75
2	D.Geruss	(57)	49
3	C.Arm		81
4	B.Frapples		78
5	B.Dover		80
6	C.Lear		45
7	A.Gator		43
8	R.Banks		57
9	A.Bomb		56
10	A.Kaseltzer		48
11	H.Mungous		66
12	C.Terbocks		0
13	S.Knot		0
14	B.Arrow		0
15	R.Meeblind		0
16	B.Weiser		0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Bill Ding	after ref awarded a penalty
20 mins	Andy Structible	with a lovely move from the right wing
31 mins	Andy Structible	from a corner
42 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a header from the penalty area
53 mins	Bill Ding	scuffed a penalty
56 mins	Warren Piece	Indecent exposure
57 mins	Dan Geruss	Being drunk
62 mins	Otto Whackew	with the bumcheek of God
71 mins	Chad Terbocks	from a goal kick
80 mins	Andy Structible	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
88 mins	Andy Structible	with a strike from the left wing

Match Report

Eagles United F.C not only took the game to peterlee, it appears they brought several buckets of whitewash with them too. Whitewash? How's 8 - 0?
The peterlee squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as Pedro Marques ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
Bud Weiser missed the game due a severe dose of 24-hour flu.
It was such a bad match for peterlee goalie Samson Night that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
Eagles United F.C successfully countered peterlee's defensive tactics.
peterlee player Dan Geruss found himself in the ref's notebook yet again - he has more cards than Clinton's.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Eagles United F.C manager Alban Bicaku does. But 3 2 2 3 is not the best shape for them.
One peterlee fan grumbling about his team's current manager said "Even my gran could create a less badly knit unit than him!"
You'd think at 8 - 0 Eagles United F.C would have made their point. There was plenty left in the tank which should leave peterlee shuddering at how much worse it could have been.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Muddy Pitch