Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(1) 4
Banzai Piledrivers				Football United
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Al Kaseltzer 5, 23 Manuel Labor 14, 58, 77 Marcus Absent 31 Al Kaholic 41, 68, 87 Stu Pitt 49 (og)		Jose Frayed 34 Robin Meeblind 50, 67 Xavier Breath 85 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	5
5	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Free		81
2	M.Absent		89
3	U.Daway		75
4	J.Frayed	(90)	76
5	L.Lyde		79
6	A.Kaseltzer		87
7	A.Luminum		74
8	J.Case		77
9	B.Free		68
10	A.Kaholic		91
11	M.Labor		75
12	E.Roids		0
13	T.Burr		0
14	M.Skeeto		0
15	A.Kaholic		0
16	W.Deer		0

1	X.Breath		70
2	S.Pitt		59
3	H.Voor	(90)	62
4	A.Nino		65
5	B.Board		46
6	W.Maykit		46
7	W.Dipoo		83
8	J.Frayed		88
9	S.Pitt		68
10	R.Meeblind		71
11	K.Opener		48
12	A.Kaholic		0
13	J.Credible		0
14	C.Mass		0
15	B.Frapples		0
16	A.Hassle		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
14 mins	Manuel Labor	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
17 mins	Xavier Breath	scuffed a penalty
23 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
31 mins	Marcus Absent	with a header from the penalty area
34 mins	Jose Frayed	with a header from the penalty area
41 mins	Al Kaholic	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
49 mins	Stu Pitt	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
50 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
58 mins	Manuel Labor	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
67 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
68 mins	Al Kaholic	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
77 mins	Manuel Labor	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
85 mins	Xavier Breath	after ref awarded a penalty
87 mins	Al Kaholic	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
90 mins	Jose Frayed	Time wasting
90 mins	Herbie Voor	Obstruction

Match Report

Football United had little say in their 10 - 4 hammering at the hands of a vastly superior Banzai Piledrivers side.
Banzai Piledrivers's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
To call the amount of possession Football United had small would be doing a disservice to small things everywhere. Except perhaps the brain of their manager who masterminded this useless display.
Football United's Stu Pitt made quite an impact on the match when he managed to put the ball into his own net.
Banzai Piledrivers have so many midfield dyanamos across the middle of the park, they could generate enough electricity for a small city.
Most of Football United clearly thought 4 5 1 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
Underfire Football United manager Karl Taber explained: "Their keeper played very well and it was not the best pitch, but I am not making excuses."
With this win, Banzai Piledrivers seem to be freewheeling at the moment. Stick with this kind of form and the season won't be an uphill struggle from them at least.

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