Match Report

	(5) 8	-	(5) 10
Devon Cliffs				Lokomotiv PD
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Al Nino 9 Sam Pull 18, 45, 76, 87 Artie Choke 27 Ewan Whatarmy 35, 55		Lou Stooth 4, 24, 48 Aaron Thetires 11 Des Buratto 18, 73 Peter Pantz 35, 60 Emma Roids 67 Marcus Absent 85 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
46	Possession	54
12	Shots	11
7	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt		75
2	A.Choke		75
3	E.Whatarmy	(90)	63
4	A.Tricity		68
5	C.Terbocks		50
6	A.Nino		81
7	S.Night		84
8	E.Whatarmy	(90)	72
9	M.Skeeto		66
10	L.DeHand		59
11	S.Pull		92
12	J.Credible		0
13	M.Rohsopht	(90)	55
14	J.Strap		0
15	E.Ible		0
16	S.Cola		0

1	M.Absent	84
2	A.Rudder	80
3	E.Roids	85
4	R.Cranium	78
5	S.Dup	57
6	L.Sirr	62
7	A.Thetires	79
8	E.Roids	81
9	P.Pantz	89
10	D.Buratto	81
11	L.Stooth	91
12	K.Dewitt	0
13	H.Seek	0
14	S.Dup	0
15	B.Early	0
16	M.DeLawn	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Lou Stooth	with a strike from the left wing
9 mins	Al Nino	with a dink right on the goal line
11 mins	Aaron Thetires	with the hand of God
18 mins	Sam Pull	with a belter from the halfway line
18 mins	Des Buratto	from a free kick
24 mins	Lou Stooth	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
27 mins	Artie Choke	with a belter from the halfway line
35 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a thunderous shot from distance
35 mins	Peter Pantz	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
41 mins	Marcus Absent	scuffed a penalty
45 mins	Sam Pull	from a corner
48 mins	Lou Stooth	from a goal kick
55 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
55 mins	Marcus Absent	scuffed a penalty
60 mins	Peter Pantz	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
67 mins	Emma Roids	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
73 mins	Des Buratto	with a strike from the left wing
76 mins	Sam Pull	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
85 mins	Marcus Absent	after ref awarded a penalty
87 mins	Sam Pull	with a brave flying header
90 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	Obstruction
90 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	A bruised shoulder

Match Report

Lokomotiv PD could as easily have been staring into the jaws of defeat as taking full marks from this match. As it was, they were on the right side of the narrowest of 10 - 8 victories over Devon Cliffs.
asko baskov has Lokomotiv PD running like a well oiled machine.
Devon Cliffs manager Nicky Jones was left standing in the car park looking at his watch as Sheri Cola failed to show for this defeat due to a Sky TV installation.
Devon Cliffs manager Nicky Jones agreed to give Sam Pull a tenner for every goal he scored. He doubled his wages with 4 goals.
The difference between the teams could have been their choice of playing style. Longball worked for Lokomotiv PD. And didn't for Devon Cliffs.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Devon Cliffs's Nicky Jones is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 5 1 Attacking formation.
"I don't think Devon Cliffs knew what hit them," striker Lou Stooth told a reporter after the game. "We just pulled the rugs out from under their carpets."
Devon Cliffs might have lost by the narrowest of margins, but they're certainly not beaten in this division. yet.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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Hard Pitch