Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(4) 8
real blasters				FARC FC
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Wilma Leggrowbach 19 (og) Winnie Bago 41 Ben Crobbery 61, 80		Herbie Voor 7 (pen) Hugh deMann 18 Bill Board 31 Warren Piece 41 Willie Maykit 52 Marcus Absent 61, 71, 81

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	4 2 4
33	Possession	67
9	Shots	17
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	N.Ovtime		71
2	L.Sirr		73
3	L.Sirr		45
4	A.Tricity	(59)	44
5	T.Urchips		53
6	E.Ible		58
7	T.Vision		80
8	N.Ovtime		80
9	B.Tagg		62
10	W.Bago		70
11	B.Crobbery		67
12	C.Terbocks		0
13	R.Meeblind		0
14	W.Dipoo		0
15	S.Manilla		0
16	C.Mass		0

1	H.Voor		88
2	W.Bago		75
3	W.Leggrowbach		75
4	T.Urchips		82
5	B.Free		70
6	B.Board	(58)	71
7	M.Absent		81
8	W.Piece		87
9	W.Maykit		72
10	H.deMann		70
11	E.Ible		52
12	V.Lay		0
13	E.Roids		0
14	F.Bisceps		0
15	X.Money		0
16	C.Terbocks		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
18 mins	Hugh deMann	with a flick on
19 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
31 mins	Bill Board	from a throw in
41 mins	Winnie Bago	with a great solo effort
41 mins	Warren Piece	from a goal kick
52 mins	Willie Maykit	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
58 mins	Bill Board	Repeated fouling
59 mins	Alec Tricity	Squabbling
61 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
61 mins	Marcus Absent	from a throw in
71 mins	Marcus Absent	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
80 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
81 mins	Marcus Absent	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net

Match Report

There's no accounting for class - a lesson real blasters would do well to learn after their 8 - 4 defeat by FARC FC.
When FARC FC's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
FARC FC saw so much of the ball in this game it's a wonder their wives didn't get jealous.
FARC FC's hat trick hero Marcus Absent took a lap of honour after the game to celebrate his haul. It took him a while.
Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just FARC FC's forwards. They ran rings around real blasters's defence.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why FARC FC go out in 4 2 4 formation we're still looking for it.
"We were beaten fair and square," said manager Craig Clark weeping openly. "The effort you should take for granted, but sometimes it's just not there."
There's not much to cheer about when you lose 8 - 4. For real blasters it's a wake-up call, shame they didn't set their alarm clocks to go off before kick-off.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

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Simon Pieman

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