Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(11) 22
We Play Like Girls				City Blues
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Player Name 78931 13, 61 Player Name 78938 25, 72 Player Name 78930 37, 48 Player Name 78933 83		Player Name 4334 4, 7, 18, 22, 30, 33, 41, 55, 63, 66, 74, 77, 85, 88 Player Name 4336 14 Player Name 4338 26 Player Name 4337 37, 59, 70 Player Name 78923 44 (og) Player Name 4330 48 Player Name 4333 81

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	1 8 1
47	Possession	53
8	Shots	22
3	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 78922		26
2	P.Name 78923		30
3	P.Name 78926		0
4	P.Name 78927	(54)	31
5	P.Name 78931		29
6	P.Name 78933		28
7	P.Name 78936		0
8	P.Name 78937		0
9	P.Name 78938		25
10	P.Name 78930		34
11	P.Name 78934		0
12	P.Name 78932		0
13	P.Name 78924		0
14	P.Name 78921		0
15	P.Name 78935		0
16	P.Name 78929		0

1	P.Name 4322		28
2	P.Name 4323	(61)	31
3	P.Name 4326		31
4	P.Name 4327		29
5	P.Name 4331		27
6	P.Name 4333		27
7	P.Name 4336		31
8	P.Name 4337		42
9	P.Name 4338		26
10	P.Name 4330		34
11	P.Name 4334		32
12	P.Name 4332		0
13	P.Name 4324		0
14	P.Name 4321		0
15	P.Name 4335		0
16	P.Name 4329		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 4334	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
7 mins	Player Name 4334	with a belter from the halfway line
11 mins	Player Name 4322	blasted a penalty into row z
13 mins	Player Name 78931	with a belter from his own half
14 mins	Player Name 4336	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
18 mins	Player Name 4334	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
22 mins	Player Name 4334	with the bumcheek of God
25 mins	Player Name 78938	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
26 mins	Player Name 4338	with a spectacular bicycle kick
30 mins	Player Name 4334	with a belter from the halfway line
33 mins	Player Name 4334	with a great volley from 10 yards out
37 mins	Player Name 78930	from a free kick
37 mins	Player Name 4337	from a corner
41 mins	Player Name 4334	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
44 mins	Player Name 78923	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
48 mins	Player Name 78930	with a spectacular bicycle kick
48 mins	Player Name 4330	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
52 mins	Player Name 4322	blasted a penalty into row z
54 mins	Player Name 78927	Foul and abusive language
55 mins	Player Name 4334	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
59 mins	Player Name 4337	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
61 mins	Player Name 4323	Dangerous tackling
61 mins	Player Name 78931	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
63 mins	Player Name 4334	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
66 mins	Player Name 4334	from a goal kick
70 mins	Player Name 4337	with a great solo effort
72 mins	Player Name 78938	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
74 mins	Player Name 4334	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
77 mins	Player Name 4334	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
81 mins	Player Name 4333	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
83 mins	Player Name 78933	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
85 mins	Player Name 4334	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
88 mins	Player Name 4334	with a belter from his own half

Match Report

Surely this will go down as a vintage performance from a sparky City Blues who, on the evidence of this thumping 22 - 7 rout of We Play Like Girls, just couldn't stop scoring.
The We Play Like Girls fans were calling for the head of manager Casey Harper after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Player Name 78934 didn't make the We Play Like Girls match due to being abducted by aliens. He would probably have missed more than a week, but the aliens returned him sharpish because they wanted a specimen with a brain.
We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 78922 did little to thwart City Blues's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
"Play Defensive!" barked both managers in unison as the game kicked off, shame only one team could respond to the touchline instructions.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 1 8 1 formation look impressive, City Blues however make it look very ordinary.
"I reckon Casey Harper must love bondage and S+M," a clearly drunk Sam Land was heard slurring in the boozer after today's win. "We had his team tied-up and beaten and he made them put up no resistance. He loves it up him."
For all the resistance We Play Like Girls offered as wave upon wave of City Blues attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

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Michael McLintock

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