Match Report

	(5) 9	-	(2) 6
ITFC				sheep afc
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Sam Pull 7, 15, 24, 46, 68, 76 Hugo First 32 Dinah Sore 40 Adam Meway 85		Bart Ender 14, 55, 67, 77 Ariel Hassle 31 Chanda Lear 88

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	Christmas Tree
58	Possession	42
17	Shots	6
14	Fouls	8
4	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	1
9	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.DOVER		48
2	S.Manilla	(40,61)	46
3	X.Breath	(45) (21)	47
4	M.Well		48
5	W.Melon	(51)	46
6	V.Lay	(88)	46
7	A.Meway		46
8	E.Whatarmy		48
9	D.Sore		47
10	S.Pull		46
11	H.First		46
12	E.Dover		0
13	P.Zaria		0
14	D.Geruss		0
15	S.Knot		0
16	B.Cherry	(45)	45

1	H.Fire		46
2	A.Sapple		46
3	X.Breath		73
4	C.Terbocks	(88)	57
5	A.Hassle	(40,51)	46
6	C.Lear		70
7	A.Kaholic		65
8	M.Absent		71
9	A.Bomb		66
10	B.Ender		46
11	B.Ender		76
12	D.Druff	(88)	67
13	A.Gator		0
14	D.Pipes		0
15	V.Crow		0
16	B.Arrow		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	ITFC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
7 mins	Sam Pull	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
14 mins	Bart Ender	with the hand of God
15 mins	Sam Pull	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
21 mins	Xavier Breath	Obstruction
24 mins	Sam Pull	from a throw in
31 mins	Ariel Hassle	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
32 mins	Hugo First	from a corner
40 mins	Sam Manilla	Head butting
40 mins	Ariel Hassle	Head butting
40 mins	Dinah Sore	from the dressing room
46 mins	Sam Pull	with a spectacular bicycle kick
51 mins	Ariel Hassle	Foul and abusive language
51 mins	Walter Melon	Foul and abusive language
53 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	scuffed a penalty
55 mins	Bart Ender	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
60 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	blasted a penalty into row z
61 mins	Sam Manilla	Obstruction
67 mins	Bart Ender	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
68 mins	Sam Pull	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
76 mins	Sam Pull	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
77 mins	Bart Ender	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
85 mins	Adam Meway	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
88 mins	Val Lay	Dangerous tackling
88 mins	Chad Terbocks	A mild concussion
88 mins	Chanda Lear	from a corner

Match Report

ITFC coasted to a more than comfortable 9 - 6 win over sheep afc.
The sheep afc squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as The Shepherd ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
With 1 players missing from the team, it was a miracle ITFC took the points. Jesus was spotted leaving just before the final whistle.
ITFC's disciplined counter play was poetry in motion as they unlocked sheep afc's defence.
Sam Manilla and Ariel Hassle both found themselves in Butch Gravelneck's book after headbutting each other like rutting stags.
Most of sheep afc clearly thought Christmas Tree was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"To be talking about vital games at this stage of the season is ridiculous," said manager The Shepherd following his team's defeat. "But this game was absolutely vital."
The only challenge ITFC came up against here was trying to remember their way home after celebrating this, the simplest of wins.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Windy

Muddy Pitch