Match Report

	(16) 29	-	(1) 4
sheep afc				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Shirley Knot 3, 8, 23, 26, 28, 31, 34, 37, 39, 45, 48, 51, 56, 58, 63, 65, 73, 78 Daryl Lect 6, 12, 20, 76 Harrison Fire 14 (pen) Sam Urai 17 Ariel Hassle 42, 71 Bart Ender 61, 68, 89		Player Name 78934 17 Player Name 78938 52, 70 Player Name 78937 88

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
68	Possession	32
30	Shots	6
6	Fouls	12
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
11	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	H.Fire		46
2	A.Sapple		46
3	X.Breath		81
4	C.Terbocks	(69) (59)	55
5	D.Druff		76
6	A.Hassle	(59)	46
7	C.Lear		72
8	S.Urai		75
9	D.Lect		47
10	B.Ender		76
11	S.Knot		43
12	A.Kaholic	(69)	51
13	D.Pipes		0
14	B.Arrow		0
15	V.Crow		0
16	B.Ender		0

1	P.Name 78922		26
2	P.Name 78923		30
3	P.Name 78926		0
4	P.Name 78927		31
5	P.Name 78931		0
6	P.Name 78933	(45)	28
7	P.Name 78936		0
8	P.Name 78937	(21)	43
9	P.Name 78938	(69)	25
10	P.Name 78930		34
11	P.Name 78934		30
12	P.Name 78932		0
13	P.Name 78924		0
14	P.Name 78921		0
15	P.Name 78935		0
16	P.Name 78929		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Shirley Knot	from a corner
6 mins	Daryl Lect	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
8 mins	Shirley Knot	from a corner
12 mins	Daryl Lect	with a lovely move from the right wing
14 mins	Harrison Fire	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Sam Urai	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
17 mins	Player Name 78934	with a brave flying header
20 mins	Daryl Lect	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
21 mins	Player Name 78937	Fighting with fans
23 mins	Shirley Knot	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
26 mins	Shirley Knot	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
28 mins	Shirley Knot	with a thunderous shot from distance
31 mins	Shirley Knot	with a great chip from the left wing
34 mins	Shirley Knot	with the hand of God
34 mins	Player Name 78922	blasted a penalty into row z
37 mins	Shirley Knot	with a great chip from the left wing
39 mins	Shirley Knot	with the hand of God
42 mins	Ariel Hassle	from a throw in
45 mins	Player Name 78933	Time wasting
45 mins	Shirley Knot	from a throw in
48 mins	Shirley Knot	with a thunderous shot from distance
51 mins	Shirley Knot	from the dressing room
52 mins	Player Name 78938	with a thunderous shot from distance
53 mins	Harrison Fire	blasted a penalty into row z
56 mins	Shirley Knot	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
58 mins	Shirley Knot	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
59 mins	Ariel Hassle	Squabbling
59 mins	Chad Terbocks	Squabbling
61 mins	Bart Ender	with the hand of God
63 mins	Shirley Knot	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
65 mins	Shirley Knot	from a goal kick
68 mins	Bart Ender	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
69 mins	Player Name 78938	Time wasting
69 mins	Chad Terbocks	A broken finger
70 mins	Player Name 78938	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
71 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a belter from his own half
73 mins	Shirley Knot	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
76 mins	Daryl Lect	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
78 mins	Shirley Knot	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
81 mins	Harrison Fire	scuffed a penalty
84 mins	Harrison Fire	blasted a penalty into row z
86 mins	Harrison Fire	blasted a penalty into row z
88 mins	Player Name 78937	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
89 mins	Bart Ender	with the bumcheek of God

Match Report

If this game lasted any longer than 90 minutes sheep afc's goal tally would have resembled a phone number. We Play Like Girls are thanking their stars it was only 29 - 4.
If he leads by example then We Play Like Girls manager Casey Harper must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
Player Name 78936 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Three-goal wonder Bart Ender left a broken We Play Like Girls team to wonder how on earth he slipped through their usually solid defence to bag a hat trick.
This was mission impossible for We Play Like Girls, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
2 sheep afc players were shown the yellow card after squabbling broke out over who had the nicest legs.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 78927 gave sheep afc a great opportunity when he pole-axed Harrison Fire in the box. Once the ref had confiscated the pole-axe, Harrison Fire converted the spot kick.
"Full credit to the lads out there," slurred a clearly drunk sheep afc manager The Shepherd following his side's win. "They never threw in the towel even though they were under the gun."
sheep afc played like Greek gods during this magnificent 29 - 4 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

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