Match Report

	(1) 4	-	(10) 19
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 78934 24 Player Name 78937 47 Player Name 78933 59 Player Name 78923 71		Player Name 42894 3, 7, 13, 16, 23, 33, 39, 63, 67, 83 Player Name 42898 10, 60 Player Name 42891 19, 73 Player Name 42887 29 Player Name 42893 51, 80 Player Name 42897 57 Player Name 42890 89

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
40	Possession	60
7	Shots	19
3	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 78922		0
2	P.Name 78923		30
3	P.Name 78926	(61)	32
4	P.Name 78927		0
5	P.Name 78931		29
6	P.Name 78933		28
7	P.Name 78936		0
8	P.Name 78937		43
9	P.Name 78938		25
10	P.Name 78930		34
11	P.Name 78934		30
12	P.Name 78932		0
13	P.Name 78924		0
14	P.Name 78921		0
15	P.Name 78935		0
16	P.Name 78929		0

1	P.Name 42882		27
2	P.Name 42883		31
3	P.Name 42886		31
4	P.Name 42887		30
5	P.Name 42891		28
6	P.Name 42893		30
7	P.Name 42896		31
8	P.Name 42897		42
9	P.Name 42898		28
10	P.Name 42890	(60)	30
11	P.Name 42894		33
12	P.Name 42892		0
13	P.Name 42884		0
14	P.Name 42881		0
15	P.Name 42895		0
16	P.Name 42889		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 42894	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
7 mins	Player Name 42894	with a belter from his own half
10 mins	Player Name 42898	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
13 mins	Player Name 42894	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
16 mins	Player Name 42894	from a throw in
19 mins	Player Name 42891	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
23 mins	Player Name 42894	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
24 mins	Player Name 78934	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
26 mins	Player Name 42882	blasted a penalty into row z
29 mins	Player Name 42887	from a free kick
33 mins	Player Name 42894	from a goal kick
36 mins	Player Name 78926	scuffed a penalty
39 mins	Player Name 42894	with a spectacular bicycle kick
42 mins	Player Name 42882	blasted a penalty into row z
45 mins	Player Name 42882	scuffed a penalty
47 mins	Player Name 78937	from a throw in
48 mins	Player Name 42882	scuffed a penalty
51 mins	Player Name 42893	with a belter from the halfway line
54 mins	Player Name 42882	scuffed a penalty
57 mins	Player Name 42897	from a throw in
59 mins	Player Name 78933	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
60 mins	Player Name 42890	Repeated fouling
60 mins	Player Name 42898	from a corner
61 mins	Player Name 78926	Scrapping
63 mins	Player Name 42894	with a flick on
67 mins	Player Name 42894	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
70 mins	Player Name 42882	blasted a penalty into row z
71 mins	Player Name 78923	with a belter from his own half
73 mins	Player Name 42891	from a corner
76 mins	Player Name 42882	scuffed a penalty
80 mins	Player Name 42893	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
82 mins	Player Name 78926	scuffed a penalty
83 mins	Player Name 42894	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
86 mins	Player Name 42882	scuffed a penalty
89 mins	Player Name 42890	with the bumcheek of God

Match Report

We Play Like Girls must be wondering if We Play Like Girls were the local old folks' home in disguise after they stuffed them with a 19 - 4 lesson in scoring goals at will.
Chris Eaton, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
Player Name 78935 missed the game because it was time for his car's annual wash.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. We Play Like Girls's Player Name 78922 is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
We Play Like Girls's manager Casey Harper needs to whip his forwards into shape. Although after todays shocker he would be excused for just whipping them.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 3 1 3 1 2 formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager Casey Harper after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 19 times, We Play Like Girls turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

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