Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(8) 14
AS Rhymney				sheep afc
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Winnie Bago 18 Leo Tarred 40, 63 Robin Meeblind 87		Shirley Knot 6, 21, 73 Val Crow 11, 44, 50, 57 Marcus Absent 16 Ariel Hassle 27 Chanda Lear 32, 38, 67 Harrison Fire 79 (pen) Leo Tarred 90 (og)

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	3 2 2 3
43	Possession	57
11	Shots	16
16	Fouls	7
5	Yellow Cards	2
2	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Jennings		48
2	E.Roids	(14,33)	48
3	T.Adams		0
4	B.Dwyer		0
5	V.Veeta	(43,64)	48
6	P.Pantz		0
7	R.Kleiner	(54)	46
8	A.Thetires	(90)	48
9	R.Meeblind		48
10	L.Tarred	(78)	48
11	W.Bago		47
12	B.Leno		0
13	K.Tierney		0
14	W.Leggrowbach		0
15	P.Zaria		0
16	L.Stooth		0

1	H.Fire		46
2	A.Sapple		46
3	C.Terbocks		78
4	A.Hassle		46
5	D.Druff	(54)	75
6	A.Gator		79
7	C.Lear		81
8	S.Urai	(61)	74
9	V.Crow		44
10	S.Knot		43
11	M.Absent		71
12	B.Ender		0
13	D.Pipes		0
14	B.Arrow		0
15	X.Breath		0
16	B.Ender		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Shirley Knot	with the bumcheek of God
11 mins	Val Crow	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
14 mins	Emma Roids	Dangerous tackling
16 mins	Marcus Absent	with a great chip from the left wing
18 mins	Winnie Bago	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
21 mins	Shirley Knot	with a dink right on the goal line
27 mins	Ariel Hassle	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
32 mins	Chanda Lear	with a brave flying header
33 mins	Emma Roids	Annoying the referee
38 mins	Chanda Lear	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
40 mins	Leo Tarred	with a header from the penalty area
43 mins	Val Veeta	Shirt pulling
44 mins	Val Crow	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
50 mins	Val Crow	with a flick on
54 mins	Rick Kleiner	Head butting
54 mins	Dan Druff	Head butting
57 mins	Val Crow	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
61 mins	Sam Urai	Unsporting behaviour
62 mins	Harrison Fire	scuffed a penalty
63 mins	Leo Tarred	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
64 mins	Val Veeta	Time wasting
67 mins	Chanda Lear	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
73 mins	Shirley Knot	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
78 mins	Leo Tarred	Flying a kite
79 mins	Harrison Fire	after ref awarded a penalty
87 mins	Robin Meeblind	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
90 mins	Aaron Thetires	Squabbling
90 mins	Leo Tarred	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him

Match Report

This dizzying 14 - 4 display of goal scoring from sheep afc saw the net bulged time and again as a helpless AS Rhymney were reduced to mere spectators.
When sheep afc's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Bart Ender missed the game due a severe dose of 24-hour flu.
A goal is a goal. Even if like AS Rhymney 's Leo Tarred you score it past your own keeper. It's often easier to get on the scoresheet that way.
When sheep afc's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Rick Kleiner and Dan Druff were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 2 2 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for The Shepherd most of his squad are best on the bench.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Marcus Absent, "We can win The Division on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
The sheep afc goals arrived like buses. not three at time, but you could have driven one through the AS Rhymney defence all day long.

Extra Information

Referee

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Simon Pieman

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