Match Report

	(2) 2	-	(6) 6
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Eric Cantona 11 Lee Richardson 35		Player Name 78934 5, 17, 35 Player Name 78937 11, 24 Player Name 78933 41

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
55	Possession	45
6	Shots	7
13	Fouls	6
3	Yellow Cards	1
2	Red Cards	1
1	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Psycho	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	D.De Gea		30
2	G.Neville		0
3	R.Ferdinand		0
4	N.Vidic		0
5	J.Mortimer	(9,31)	32
6	D.Beckham	(39)	41
7	B.Fernandes	(32) (23)	30
8	R.Giggs		0
9	E.Cantona		32
10	L.Richardson		38
11	D.Mortimer	(47)	26
12	D.Irwin		0
13	G.Pallister		0
14	F.Barthez		0
15	C.Ronaldo		0
16	A.Elanga	(32)	25

1	P.Name 78922		26
2	P.Name 78923	(32,39)	30
3	P.Name 78926		32
4	P.Name 78927		31
5	P.Name 78931		29
6	P.Name 78933	(47)	28
7	P.Name 78936		30
8	P.Name 78937		43
9	P.Name 78938		25
10	P.Name 78930		34
11	P.Name 78934		30
12	P.Name 78932	(47)	41
13	P.Name 78924		0
14	P.Name 78921		0
15	P.Name 78935		0
16	P.Name 78929		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 78934	with a great volley from 10 yards out
9 mins	Josh Mortimer	Unsporting behaviour
11 mins	Eric Cantona	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
11 mins	Player Name 78937	with a flick on
17 mins	Player Name 78934	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
23 mins	Bruno Fernandes	No apparent reason
24 mins	Lee Richardson	scuffed a penalty
24 mins	Player Name 78937	with the bumcheek of God
30 mins	Player Name 78922	blasted a penalty into row z
31 mins	Josh Mortimer	Scrapping
32 mins	Player Name 78923	Obstruction
32 mins	Bruno Fernandes	A mild concussion
35 mins	Lee Richardson	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
35 mins	Player Name 78934	from a corner
39 mins	David Beckham	Head butting
39 mins	Player Name 78923	Head butting
41 mins	Player Name 78933	from a goal kick
47 mins	Daz Mortimer	Being drunk
47 mins	Player Name 78933	A broken thumb

Match Report

We Play Like Girls took full advantage as well as all the points in their 6 - 2 win over We Play Like Girls.
Casey Harper, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
Dennis Irwin was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
We Play Like Girls's defensive strategy was too much for the counter attacking play of We Play Like Girls.
With more suspension than a Bentley, We Play Like Girls hard man Daz Mortimer rarely sees more than the first half.
David Beckham and Player Name 78923 were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
The match was abandoned after 47 minutes due to a lack of players, the final score stands.
"The boss always tells us a game is not lost until it's won," remarked midfielder Player Name 78933. "I'm not entirely sure what he means, but I don't think we lost. did we? Did we win?"
It's not going to be this straightforward every week, much is the pity for We Play Like Girls. They'd win everything in sight if it was.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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